The Gays Play Poker (freelance husbands)

AN: I tried my best to write this in Sam's perspective, if something seems out of character please just tell me. I personally think of him as this full grown man who wants to be cool but is a clown in nature. I think I'm funny, I dont know. I also don't know when I'll update this, or if I ever will, it may or may not be some dumb one shot I made. Anyways enjoy!