The employee and his sausage

one of the brightest pieces of english literature

#1 in lyrical out of 977 stories 🦞🌭📯
#1 in preminger 🙅‍♀️

"reading this pleases me so much i wanna burst"

"a painfully beautiful story that moved me to tears of pain" ~ mister s. ausage from the newy orkti mes

"comparable to kafka's works" ~ reliable literary critic from a very esteemed school

"I AMAZON" ~ the same literary critic who is actually jeff bezos, born in nineteen sixty tree

"ice cream and milkshake don't match but this story is the ball to my meat" ~ aristoteles

"'tis the pinnacle of english literature" ~ shake pear (probably)

"lamb sauce?" ~ grodon

"i have no regerts" ~ sausage sausage man

"like turtles having gender traffic" ~ the person on the chair