The employee and his sausage
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Last published Mon, Nov 22, 2021
one of the brightest pieces of english literature
#1 in lyrical out of 977 stories 🦞🌭📯
#1 in preminger 🙅♀️
"reading this pleases me so much i wanna burst"
"a painfully beautiful story that moved me to tears of pain" ~ mister s. ausage from the newy orkti mes
"comparable to kafka's works" ~ reliable literary critic from a very esteemed school
"I AMAZON" ~ the same literary critic who is actually jeff bezos, born in nineteen sixty tree
"ice cream and milkshake don't match but this story is the ball to my meat" ~ aristoteles
"'tis the pinnacle of english literature" ~ shake pear (probably)
"lamb sauce?" ~ grodon
"i have no regerts" ~ sausage sausage man
"like turtles having gender traffic" ~ the person on the chair
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