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The employee and his sausage

Leituras 428
Votos 28
Capítulos 9
Tempo 16m

Leituras 428
Votos 28
Capítulos 9
Tempo 16m

one of the brightest pieces of english literature

#1 in lyrical out of 977 stories 🦞🌭📯
#1 in preminger 🙅‍♀️

"reading this pleases me so much i wanna burst" 

"a painfully beautiful story that moved me to tears of pain" ~ mister s. ausage from the newy orkti mes

"comparable to kafka's works" ~ reliable literary critic from a very esteemed school

"I AMAZON" ~ the same literary critic who is actually jeff bezos, born in nineteen sixty tree 

"ice cream and milkshake don't match but this story is the ball to my meat" ~ aristoteles

"'tis the pinnacle of english literature" ~ shake pear (probably)

"lamb sauce?" ~ grodon

"i have no regerts" ~ sausage sausage man

"like turtles having gender traffic" ~ the person on the chairTodos os Direitos Reservados

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My Bittersweet Tangerine Heart | 2, de tayanne_07

Highest Ranks: #1 in poetrycommunity 10/11/19. #6 in poetrybook 10/11/19. #2 in eroticpoetry 2/10/2020. Created & Published: 10/24/2018. Completed: 10/19/19. This is the second collection of my poetry. Welcome, these poems are a continuation of my journey throughout my life. These poems ARE mature. Thank you all for 3K reads in the last book. I do greatly appreciate it. ❤️

We Were Meant to Be, de anya_jayvyn

An age gap love story. A brokenhearted billionaire. A college girl. ***** "Nevaeh," Aiden whispers, "can I rest my head on your shoulder?" I nod, letting him rest his head on my shoulder. He closes his eyes. "Thank you." He sighs in contentment. "Heaven." "Heaven?" "It's your name spelled backward, isn't it?" ***** The moment I first saw Aiden Klein, the first thing that came up in my head was how perfect he was. A good hard working man who loves his family more than anything else, Aiden Klein has been the subject of the desire of many women. His wealth and success as one of the most influential leaders in the business world are nothing compared to his golden heart. The world keeps asking the same questions over and over again, "How would he love his woman?" The sad thing is, we will never know. Because his heart has been frozen. Eyes are blind for any woman. Touch is forbidden for their skin. Aiden Klein cannot love a woman. Yet, I know that it's far from the truth. Aiden Klein can love a woman so fiercely, his love would break you. Because I've seen it once, accidentally. He's the broken hero. And I'm the villain in this story. © Anya Jayvyn. All Rights Reserved. (Content warning: This book has descriptive sexual content and explicit language)

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt), de fanoshkaflippo

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Random Anime Boys x Male Reader/oc (BOOK 2), de SupremeGojoFeen

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It's not the fall that kills you., de AtlasIsGray

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The Boys Oneshots

Hello! Yes you read the title correct, I make stories for The Boys!! Hope you enjoy whatever I write and I'm even down to take requests!!! I write: 💔-angst(ish) (I suck at writing these) 😎-platonic 💞-ships (I do a lot of these) 💫-multi 🌻-x reader 🕹-game based 🏳️‍🌈-gay (THERE IS ALOT OF THIS) 🎥-movie based 🎶-songfic (I'll do smuts after 10k reads😏 good luck)