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A Man of The Pipis: A SpamtonxReader fic

Reads 9,994
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Parts 14
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Reads 9,994
Votes 564
Parts 14
Time 58m

Mature

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Why are you here? For adventure? For lust? For a need to quench your thirst for cringe content or to satisfy your need to watch a menace to society weave this woeful tale? 

[[This Fanfiction does include a Spoiler warning for those who have not finished Deltarune Chapter 2. Fair warning for the cringefest ahead.]]

If you answered yes to any of those questions, then congrats, you're [100th customer]! So prepare for a trip to [Heaven] with a [workout ready body], cause your [prayers] have been answered by [Number 1 rated salesman1997], SPAMTON G. SPAMTON. ENJOY!All Rights Reserved

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Mr. Vincenzo | 18+ by inkedofstars

When my dad told me his best friend was finally returning back to his hometown, I expected him to be someone who got me bored with a word, not the one who got me wet with a look. I expected him to be someone I would rather ignore, not the one whose fantasies I pleasured myself to. I expected him to be an addition to my dad's drinking group, not the one I'd prefer to eat me out. I expected him to be someone my dad went out with, not the one who brought home my college bestie. More or less, I expected him to be an uncle, never my hottest-ever one-night stand. ~ • ⁠༶⁠ • ~ Original Reads: 715K, Votes: 12K Originally Published: January 2024 onwards Republishing (after being deleted): February 26, 2025 onwards

haven't you ever left this place? (swatchton) by e-y-e-sspellseyes

Spamtom and swatch go somewhere Also I'm not making spamton like 1ft tall, his ingame sprite is the same height as kris' sprite lol. Cover art is mine This is probably ooc, this is the first fanfic I've like ever written lmao.

Hannah by lovelycrowsong

Hannah And her Happy Harem After spending her entire life training to become an Olympic level gymnast only to suffer one too many injuries for her body to stay competitive in the sport she loved. Hannah finds herself in deep financial trouble. With few marketable skills outside the gym. To pay the bills and help her family, Hannah comes up with a creative, exotic side business. She got a little carried away being creative with the business aspect though and might be in over her head. Everything had been going fine. No one had noticed what she was doing, her business was doing great. She was able to take care of herself and her father comfortably. That is until her latest performance circuit. She had finally booked some big shows, a top tier set at Red, a night performing at a new drag cabaret bar, and finally a private show for an international company. It was supposed to be another long weekend of working two jobs at once. Just like all the other ones she had suffered through the past three years. Except on this trip, irresistible men keep finding her, and she can't find it in herself to resist. One after another, Hannah finds men she can't stop thinking about, men who feel like they are a part of her. Men who know how to pleasure her in ways she had no idea she needed. Men who have more than a few confessions to make to her when the time is right. Enjoy trailing behind Hannah through a whirlwind, steamy romance. Smut warning of highest order. It is reverse harem after all. Girl is going to get it good friends.

Knot Two Omegas (Part 1) by Ashleywilder2080

Two Omegas, one pack, a love forbidden by law. Locked up in the omega facility for thirteen years, Sadie's lost hope she'll ever find a mate when Jake appears bruised and bleeding at her door. While Sadie fights the ghosts of her past, Jake is unwilling to face his future as an Omega, even though he has a pack waiting for him at home. Their blooming relationship is heading straight for disaster, when one of them is due for a heat. Without an alpha a heat can have deadly consequences, but mating with one is a sure way to break two Omega's hearts. "What am I?" "Mine," he hissed. "I want you to be mine." "Then make me." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is an mmmfmm omegaverse reverse harem/why choose story - it's also a non-shifter OV. There will be a happy end (at some point). This is intended for 18+ because it will include mature content as the story progresses. Part 1 ends on a cliffhanger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm gonna include trigger warnings as they come up, as I'm still in the process of writing. So far that includes: eating disorder, past abuse, attempted rape (past), dub con, and if you feel something should be mentioned, that I didn't, please let me know and I'll include it.

The Sex God's Trilogy by Youreguiltypleasure

"You have no fucking idea how long I've been wanting to do this." He started with my heals as he kneeled between my legs. He removed the right one first dragging it out as he grazed my foot with his fingertips. The next one came off and my breath hitched as his gaze trained on the soaking wet spot between my legs. "Do you wax or shave?" "Wax." My voice was quiet making sure to mind my vocabulary. His intake of breath followed by his hands trailing up and up until it reached the zipper of my dress. Unzipping me he stood up to tug the dress off me to fall on the floor. My white lacy set of borrowed lingerie were fully exposed to him now and he was taking his time to look me over. As if I was some prized possession he's always wanted. He undid the white bra making my breasts bounce. "Spread your legs for me." ********* Rose Chase, dedicated med student had her entire life planned out. Until the day she walked into her apartment to find her boyfriend fucking her guy best friend. Devastated and questioning her own sexiness she rushes in the club with a vendetta a world now knew who she was.. Mason Coldwell, spoiled rotten sex god and ex friend of Rose Chase. Going out one night for a night of fun after revealing Rose's identity to the world. He goes out to a club to alleviate the old scars Rose opened up and to his surprise finds the very virgin Rose in his bed in the morning. At least she WAS a virgin. Who would have thought, the man she thought to be her demise, might be her salvation. (Mature scenes 18+ recommended to read) Highest rating #2 in romcom. ;)

Tick Tock - It's Love Time on The Clock! by MyInvisibleButterfly

An OhmNanon Short Story Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock. Tick-Tock. As the clock ticks... the day moves on... And it's always at least once in a day when the ticking stops and the clock says... It's time to fall in love. **Disclaimer:** Please be aware that there are malicious websites mirroring Wattpad content. These sites may contain viruses and harmful links that could compromise your device's security. To ensure a safe reading experience, please read the story exclusively on Wattpad. Stay safe and enjoy the journey!

Frisky and Bonely.. by Cittycatty200

This is Fanfic was made by D2DM-FanFic on fanfiction.net, I realllly love this story so I thought I would share it with the world >.<!! Ps..NONE of this belongs to me...

Spamton x Reader One-Shots! by GrayStar_01

So uh. Spamton amirite? Can't get that [little sponge] outta my brain. So I'm gonna write some one-off stuff unrelated to A Cozy Little [Deal], and you'll get a look into my angst...and fluff....mostly angst if I'm honest. Also! Some of these could be read as platonic or romantic, it all depends. I also can't guarantee it won't get [hot singles in your area] or [spicy lemon!] ❗️TWs will be noted at the top of the stories (if there are any), so make sure to read them!❗️ Also these probably won't be proofread so...sorry about potential grammatical errors lol

Encrypted Strings (Spamton x Reader) by YourDailyAnnoyance

You, a small shop owner, find yourself in a mysterious world, much different than yours. Please ignore the first chapters and how awful the writing is. I made it when I was eleven so just bare with me. (Chapters 1-5) It gets better I promise! This is a slow burn fanfic so if your tiny little attention span can't handle that then so be it! Hey! Sorry, I might not post that often at all. But I hope you can have a wonderful rest of your day and enjoy this little story I made. (This is made by a minor) WARNING: Fluff, Mild language, Angst.

A Delta Tale of the Under-runes by Pink_Neon_Lunatic

Hi! So uh, this is my first ever book on a website so sorry if it's cringey af or not at all in character. Btw, this au is not complete 100% but it's getting there! Enjoy! (Or don't idc)

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Mr. Vincenzo | 18+ cover

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Mr. Vincenzo | 18+

When my dad told me his best friend was finally returning back to his hometown, I expected him to be someone who got me bored with a word, not the one who got me wet with a look. I expected him to be someone I would rather ignore, not the one whose fantasies I pleasured myself to. I expected him to be an addition to my dad's drinking group, not the one I'd prefer to eat me out. I expected him to be someone my dad went out with, not the one who brought home my college bestie. More or less, I expected him to be an uncle, never my hottest-ever one-night stand. ~ • ⁠༶⁠ • ~ Original Reads: 715K, Votes: 12K Originally Published: January 2024 onwards Republishing (after being deleted): February 26, 2025 onwards