*coming soon in 2015*
"Oh God, am I pan? I could be pan. How could I be pan?"
"Shut up, Merr, you're not pan; You're a Phangirl."
"I'm saying that I could be pansexual, you irrevocably idiotic horse-face."
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Edna ("For the love of Athena, call me Eddie,") June is not the best friend of Wren ("Yeah, like 'run', but with an 'eee',") Merr, with Eddie being a sarcastic blob of humanity and Wren as a basic white girl, but share a mutual 'ship' - Phan. Though it seems that the two Phangirls can never get along, they grow closer together through the course of a shared YouTube Channel, Tumblr posts, various RP Accounts, and the never ending fan fiction factory revolving mainly around - what else? - Phan. They grow closer and closer and closer.
So close and influencial that they can even bring 'ships', mere fictional relationships, into reality.
And who else shall be next in their list? Who else - Dan and Phil.
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Copyright 2014 - Rommielle Morada
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I've read a bunch of phan, so why not write one?
Dan Howell's life couldn't be any better at the moment. He has met the most beautiful, charming, kind girl he could ever imagine, and she loves him back. Everything is perfect... but not for Phil. Phil Lester has always been in love with Dan since the first moment he first met him, but now Phil's heart is crushed. He has some suspicions of Dan's girlfriend, but Dan just brushes it off, ignoring Phil completely. Unfortunately, Phil's bad feelings may be true...
Sexual content, self harm, language, and domestic abuse warning.
Also, I'm American, so if I get anything wrong, please tell me.
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Update: This is very old (not really that old) writing! It's cringy as hell, and I apologize in advance. I have fixed a few errors, so if it seems slightly different than it was before, that's why.