Phanaramic

As the last snow drop fell of winter dan felt lonely so he called phil in hope of company.
"Phil, I'm bored and cold would you come and entertain me?"
"I'll be right over"
As dan poured the champagne in to the glasses the door bell went.
Ding dong!
Dan jumps at the door as phil opens it resulting in phil lying on top of dan.
"Well, so phil, do you want to move this to the kitchen, I poured champagne."
"Yeah."
As they walked over dan and phil spray mint fresh in there mouth.
*spray*
As dan hands phil the glass there hands touch and a long pause occurs.
"So dan, did you enjoy filming YouTube rewind?"
"Thoroughly"
*long silence*
Dan offers phil snacks.
"Dan I've been meaning to ask you, will you do the honour of being my lawful YouTube partner, I mean I feel we need to take our relationship further and we are already roommates."
"I will as long you help me I think my mattress has bugs and you know,"
"Okay let's go to the bed... To fix the bug problem."