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May I take your order, Bitch Boy?
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Complete, First published Sep 28, 2021
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that one crackfic where Tommy works at a cafe with his friends and does everything but his job.


(Inspired by TUMOASD in a round about way)



[DISCLAIMER: even though this fan fiction is advertised as a fluff/ crackfic; it does switch into angst suddenly with no warning, like the works it is inspired by. Please proceed with caution, and know what you're getting into.]
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