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May I take your order, Bitch Boy?

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Reads 1,559
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Parts 10
Time 56m

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that one crackfic where Tommy works at a cafe with his friends and does everything but his job.


(Inspired by TUMOASD in a round about way)



[DISCLAIMER: even though this fan fiction is advertised as a fluff/ crackfic; it does switch into angst suddenly with no warning, like the works it is inspired by. Please proceed with caution, and know what you're getting into.]All Rights Reserved

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My favorite streamer | Tommyinnit x reader by Pikfshy

⚠️DISCONTINUED ⚠️ "𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳" . . . 𝘈 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 . . Also, this story gets a little angsty after a while so be warned of that

It's Okay, It's a Strategy (to ensure I remain) by careecentisbored

( One of the robbers rushed towards the two boys only to be stopped by a dart to the abdomen. He promptly collapsed and started writhing on the ground, shouting profanities. "What the hell- what the fuck are in those?" Torpedo stared at Tommy incredulously. "Ink." Tommy smiled. "Dude- that could kill someone-" "Oh. Oops." ) In which Tommy is a vigilante who works as a barista with his best friends, who aren't even aware of his secret hobby. Unbeknownst to Tommy, his friends have secrets as well. ‼️THIS IS ENTIRELY PLATONIC‼️

my love~ by yesimchloehbu

this is by no means shipping the real people themselves. this is just an AU about tubbo working at a coffee shop and then they fall inlove yk? its your typical fluff story. NO THERE WILL NOT B SMUT descusting. Oh and im dyslexic so dont expect this too have good spelling or punctuation. I will update as quick as i can remember parts so :)) enjoyy ! discontinued :(

Our Dreams may be Nightmares || TommyInnit's past before the Dream SMP by lolyukimaxlol

Tommy has a shitty life, but has it always been like that? After all, we've never had a close up to his past. So, let's take a look at his past, And all our questions shall be answered Or, Tommy's past before the Dream SMP in my interpretation.

One Shots by perfectdegeneration

We got SBI, Ranboo, Tubbo Come get your content Mostly angst, fluff, hurt/comfort READ THE A/N at the beginning for warnings/rules! marked as complete for now. that may change, focusing on other books rn

Sleepy Bois Inc. Angst Oneshots by _writerly_31_

There's not enough Sleepy Bois Inc one shots in the world, so I decided to try my hand at some. This is my first Wattpad story, and I've never really written a fanfic before. This is probably going to be mostly angst. [update: it is pretty much all angst, I changed the title to fit] We'll see how this goes :) Cover belongs to @dewberdrop on Instagram

꧁𝙵𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚜 𝙱𝚊𝚍 𝙼𝚊𝚗꧂ A Tommyinnit One-shots book by ImHidingRN

Uh- Angst and fluff- no smut, This used to be SBI one-shots, but it was all just Tommy instead- haha- hope you enjoy though Mostly just becoming vent chapters now- haha- Requests open!

Tommyinnit Oneshots by Ssssnomel

Oneshots of Tommyinnit, the Wife Haver himself. There's a combination of angst and fluff, but mostly angst. Hope you enjoy! This work is completed.

sleepy boi inc one shots by begilly

cover art by @karumkin on insta (CHECK THEM OUT DUDE V COOL) sbi one shots! (tommy, techno, wilbur, philza + tubbo) this is like a mc au where they can get hurt (and heal just more painfully) in minecraft, but only get one life. mostly angst (+a little fluff) this is tommy centric dream smp plot + sbi au that isn't related to the smp this is all based off of the CHARACTERS not the real people. At this point i have separated their characters from the real people that I forgot this is all minecraft role play lol so please know this isn't the real people

'i don't have anywhere else to go.' - a sleepy boys inc story by farenh1te

"Tommy? What- it's 2 in the morning-" Phil is shaken from his half awake daze at the sight of Tommy, on his doorstep, looking like he's been through hell and back. "Hi. I-I don't have anywhere else to go. Can I stay-" Phil interrupts him with a soft, "Come in." started 17 jan 2021 finished 8 feb 2022 wow okay fuck wilbur soot i should have had worse things happen to him CW for swearing - no really there's a lot of swearing i'm warning you now TW for cutting/self harm, physical abuse, panic attacks, vomiting, ed, depression, anxiety, flashbacks, PTSD, nightmares, kidnapping, alcohol abuse, domestic abuse if i need to add any other tw's i will do so - if you want me to add any just ask and i will :) no romance, purely platonic family dynamic (some dreamnotfound but not shipping any of the main characters) THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE IRL PEOPLE IN ANY WAY. if they are uncomfortable with this i will take it down immediately.

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My favorite streamer | Tommyinnit x reader

⚠️DISCONTINUED ⚠️ "𝘐 𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘳" . . . 𝘈 𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘮𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘵 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 . . Also, this story gets a little angsty after a while so be warned of that