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Sausage Tea

SpicySpaceBaguette

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Reads 21
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Parts 2
Time 6m

SpicySpaceBaguette

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Due to unfortunate circumstances, one distraught narrator witnesses an unholy experiment, the destruction of a country and the greatest crime of them all, food crimes. What could've caused it? What can finally stop it? Maybe a cult of trained seagulls? That's unlikely.  But who wouldn't want to train some seagulls?All Rights Reserved

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