Haikyuu X Reader
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- Parts 21
Ongoing3h 40m
Last published Sat, Oct 2, 2021
It's me Baby Kata
I have a huge diarrhea
If you fart like you don't care
Raise your bog rolls in the air
When you take a comfort stop
You feel like you reach the top
Choco balls are gonna pop
It's the sound of the sound of the big flop
Every poop is so fantastic
Every poop is so terrific
Everybody look at me
I'm makin' a big poopy
Let me show you magic tricks
Brown monkey does gymnastics
Tiny turds or massive bricks
I like to share my poop pics
Every poop is so fantastic
Every poop is so terrific
Are you ready for action?
It's time to release the Kraken
Come on!, drop it now!
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