The Bartender's Joke {Joker x OC}
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Last published Mon, Nov 22, 2021
Serving a drink to a criminal mastermind one night would cost you multiple. Some crazier than others. Insanity near, but death and destruction are much nearier. Finding a piller to hold on was a must have - something that saved Mya Burt for many years.
That piller is still there, but what happens when Mya becomes more curious of what lays on the otherside of sanity? Will she take caution with the common phrase "curiousity killed the cat"?
Me, the Author: I couldn't fucking help myself. Speaking of cussing, that is one of the warnings for this fanfiction (obviously). If you are reading this, then you most likely know the Joker. So, because of the Joker, every possible warning is on this fanfiction. Though most things will most likely only briefly mentioned, it still will be mentioned. Again, trigger warning for every single possible crime to commit. Yeah. ALSO, no Harley Quinn will not be featured in this fanfic. She does not exist. Just no. Already dealing with the Joker, I don't need to write about more craziness.
There is also something hidden in this fanfic. If you can guess what it is, then congratulations! You're very aware of your surroundings. If no one guess what it is by the time the fanfiction has ended, then I'll tell you. Maybe I'll even give you a hint of where it's hidden or what it might be at some point. We'll see!
(The DC characters featured in this fanfiction do NOT belong to me, but their original creator.)
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