UnicornSSSSS
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Once a pond a time there was a unicorn he was fat because he ate 5000000 bags of chips a day people call him fat but he just eat or sit on them (it depends on how he was feeling) on Mondays he would eat them on Fridays he would sit on them one day,he went to the takeout but they were out of bacon pontine so he died . After he died the takeout went out of business because he was there only costumer so the workers died.
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