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Goddamn it! Where the hell is google translate!!!

shizunsrighttiddie

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Reads 24,467
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Parts 42
Time 11h 55m

shizunsrighttiddie

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Shen Yuan is transmigrated into the book that he died cursing, <<<Proud Immortal Demon Way>>> even the title sounds half assed! What could the author have been thinking! 

But there's one problem... Shen Yuan hadn't grown up in China and only knew English...Oh god, his ancestors would roll over in their graves if they'd found out he forgot his mother tongue! Is this some kind of Devine punishment!? Good thing the system had subtitles! 

...or not. 

He can now understand them but they can't understand him! 

What happens when the dignified Qing Jing peak lord goes through a minor Qi deviation and is now speaking another language? Obviously he's possessed! Or... not? No? Then how will they figure this communication error out!? 

Likewise, Shen QingQiu, the original, woke up next to... IS THAT BINGHE!? oh god... its worse... it's a life sized pillow version that he was hugging! And why is everyone around him speaking another language? WHY CANT HE FEEL HIS CORE OR SPIRITUAL VEINS!? at least he has his limbs back...All Rights Reserved

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