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Reads 43,183
Votes 1,039
Parts 40
Time 1h 25m

LittleBee_pollen3

amazing bestie child dadnoblade joke lol mcyt niki orphan philza ranboo softnoblade sweet texttospeech tubbo

Why would Technoblade hater of orphans adopt an orphan 

Little piglin y/n is sweet not a bit of deadlyness or evil. So why would the blood god care for her ...... what will happen when the 6 year old girl loses her family, will she find them or make a new one.

The parents of the child are unknown. 

An: Sorry about any miss spells or bad grammar I'm dyslexic ❤️

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amazing bestie child dadnoblade joke lol mcyt niki orphan philza ranboo softnoblade sweet texttospeech tubbo

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𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖇 || Technoblade x Reader|| by Quackschlack

[COMPLETED] 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 "𝚖𝚊𝚗" 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎?

𝙸𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎? | 𝙼𝙲𝚈𝚃/𝙳𝚂𝙼𝙿 𝚡 𝚈/𝙽 | 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂 by bigbahongaloos

Y/N is a young, 16 year old kid. Their parents never got along very well, and Y/N would tune into Twitch streams or watch YouTube videos of their favorite MCYTs to drown out their parents fights, or to just pass the time. Y/N absolutely adored the Dream SMP and it's lore more than anything. However, Y/N was in a car accident with their parents, which resulted in their death, and Y/N's broken leg. Y/N was put into a foster system and bounced many homes within just a year. 27 homes to be exact. When Y/N was put into the foster system, their phone was shut off as nobody was able to pay for it anymore. This resulted in Y/N not being able to watch their comfort streamers anymore, which led Y/N into a depression-like state. Y/N's comfort streamers were the reason why Y/N hadn't took their own life. The people Y/N enjoyed watching the most was some people named Dream, Ranboo, Phil, Technoblade, and Wilbur Soot. Technoblade or Ranboo was probably their all-time favorite though. After all of this time, Y/N has mostly forgotten what all of the MCYTs look like, sound like, and even their names. One day, when Y/N is back in the place where all the kids wait to he fostered or adopted, two men walk in looking for a kid. No specific gender, race, or body type. Just a good kid. Y/N figures they're a lost cause since the staff kept telling the men how much of a 'rebellious little brat' they were, but then the men started talking with Y/N. Y/N feels like the two mens voices sound very familiar, but can't quiet place it. ~~~ !!!!!!!NO SHIPS!!!!!!! (Expect for DNF ☺️) Cover art by me! :D Y/N has no specific gender. Anybody can read this. Just read the they/them pronouns as your own pronouns <3 TW's// Death Car crash Abuse Foster care Depression Anxiety Self harm Eating disorder Angst Bullying Slurs (censored) etc. TW's will be above chapters ~~~ Enjoy! Or don't, I can't really make you :') ~~~ Started: September 6th, 2022 Finished: September 12th, 2022

Hidden Wings [A DreamSMP Hybrid AU] by TactikalSkribl

Everyone on the DreamSMP had a 'hybrid' animal counterpart that was merged with their DNA. Ranboo the Enderman, and Technoblade the Piglin, to name a couple. To everyone, Dream was the only one without a hybrid. He banned the End so no-one could kill the dragon. A hybrid is easy to spot, as they usually have body parts that correspond to their mob, which cannot be safely removed, though many have tried. Everyone believed that Dream had no mob counterpart, the only one on the server. Ha. If only they knew. -~-~-~- Hallooo, Tak here, welcome to the story! Important info in the first chapter! (Cover art by @/mocchiballs on Twitter) Highest rankings: #227 in 'tommyinnit' out of 23.9k stories (12th August 2022) #133 in 'dream' out of 71.3k stories (13th January 2022) #67 in 'angst' out of 132k stories (13th January) #214 in 'dreamsmp' out of 35.1k stories (13th January) #1 in 'origins' out of 1.5k stories (25th June) #48 in 'tubbo' out of 20.5k stories (19th October)

Family's not forever by porksyt

Everything is normal in the Minecraft house until a certain little bee boy shows up. "Tubbo?!?!" I look down at the crying boy with blood knotted through his hair and cuts all over his body. "You ok mate?" Overall triggers: Swears, suicide, drugs, alcohol, blood, panic attacks, abuse, self-harm, eating disorders, Intrusive thoughts, breaking the 4th wall, death, guns, weapons, drunk driving. If you are sensitive to any of these topics please do not read. you have been warned.

The Little Piglin by Brightside_RAY22

Technoblade the Fiercest member of DreamSmp, he lives in the North with his adoptive Father Philza. What happens when this fierce Technoblade becomes an adoptive father himself? Y/n a small Piglin who was following her little brother Michael who was following two larger males to a portal they weren't allowed to go through but they could. She bumped into the larger Piglin Technoblade. He tries his best to be the best adoptive father he can be. He tries to teach her everything he knows to her. ----- ----- Technoblade x Child, Piglin Reader (No smut {this is basically a child and an adult obviously no smut} a LOT of fluff) Not fully Completed but for good reason Start: July 28th 2021 End: July 1st 2022

A sister??? (Sleepy Bois inc. x reader) by _That1Girl_1

After running away from her home when she was 6. Y/n has been in and out of homes until she finds a home that's a little different than all the others. Will she stay with them or run away like she always does? This is a sleepy bois inc. story with a reader insert

A Sleepy Girl-Sleepybois au by Dreamsmpgang11

Y/n has been in and out of horrible foster homes, and always comes back to the same rude foster care worker who doesn't care what kind of home she goes to. So, when the Watsons bring her home she is scared and shy because of what she has been through. Will this house be the one or does she get sent back once again? TW: Blood, Anxiety, Depression, Suicidal thoughts, abuse, bullying, panic attacks, death, self-harm, hospital, ed. TW will NOT be presented before every chapter because I feel like that spoils the chapter but they are all listed above.

True Gods | Techno X (Fem!)reader by idosobi

In memory of Technoblade She/They pronouns TW: cussing, blood, killing/death, alcohol, fire, weapons, fighting, discrimination/racism(?), kidnapping, child abandonment Y/n is a little kid who's living in a forest. As things start to go downhill, someone helps them and takes them in. And just as life seems to smile a little at them, it slowly goes downhill once again. They're back in a forest and finds some people to travel with and one day she finds an old friend. ----------------------------------------------------------------- This story is set in a realistic mc AU ----------------------------------------------------------------- Hello! This is my first book that i plan to finish, but i have written a bit in the past but not public. I hope you like this book, i don't know how long i'll make this book, and i do take requests on this book or if you want to see another one. I originally wrote this in she/her pronouns before publishing it, but i changed my mind and made it they/them, so if there is still any she/her pronouns used for the reader please tell me so i can fix it. Please do not use my story to advertise something without asking me. Have a lovely day/night <3

Promises you couldn't keep (Dream SMP) by tehmidnightstorm

TommyInnt's adopted by Dream. Dream is not a good person and often abuses Tommy. What happens when Tommy runs away to Technoblade, his older brother? TW; Death, drinking, blood, abuse, TommyInnit. Also not my fanart. I'll get my own soon. Someone tell me what to add in tags bc I have no idea.

The War Crime Family (Wilbur fanfic) by Idot_here

All what Wilbur have wanted was a loving family unlike his current family, he was diagnosed from psychopathy and is still healing from it when he was then kidnapped by a group of "serial killers" that have been reported around the city killing and raiding houses. This story has a lot of action, angst, adoption and some wholesome arcs. Yes I know they dont go well with each other but I promise you will like it in the end, please. I have some really weird story plait huh? Psychopathy traits when kidnapped: Empathy levels: 60% Law problems: No money, commited an assault two times in school alley way, has been noted as a cold and quite person in school. Likes in his psychopath mood: To see people getting abused/hurt but not killed (anymore). To see fire spread. To collect small stolen things Possible causes: Child neglect, problems in school Good at: Acting, making plans, making music, stealing "useless" small things Inability: Feeling death, missing someone for real TommyInnit's age: 11 Wilbur's age: 13 Technoblade's age: 14 Philza's age: 27 Also in context, Tommy and Techno are adopted, thats all I'm going to say, enjoy the story. Please. Trigger Warnings might include: Murders Blood puddles Blood Swear words Deaths Gunshots Angsts Intense mental healths Kidnapping Mentions of Execution Prison Psychopathy Manipulation (?) Neglected Abuse Fights Arson Explosions Blackmailing Court Stabbing Gore ____________________ Date started: 08/07/21 Date finished: 30/10/21 Final Word Count: 72238 ____________________ #33 death= forgot #34 action-ish=21 August #19 action-ish=23 August #18 action-ish= 25 August #24 action-ish = 27 August #22 action-ish = 2 September #82 deaths = 5 October #81 deaths = 8 October #21 action-ish = 9 October

A New Addition - Sleepy Bois Inc AU by kidfromthedevilalair

-Tubbo is a nice, caring little boy who deserves nothing more than happiness. But if it's supposed to be like that, then why did he get the shitty end of the stick? - Tubbo(Toby) Abandonment/Recovery Story I think? - There is some angst; powerful language won't have a warning - - Cover may change (art by me)- - Enjoy! -

History Repeats || A Technoblade Adoption Fic by x_Lemonx

Techno has been in an orphanage for 12 years and is almost old enough to move out. But what happens if he gets adopted and starts to get attached to the family? Will history repeat it self? This is my first fanfic and I hope you enjoy! I wrote this because there are not enough Technoblade adoption fics. None of these characters belong to me unless specifically say so. If anybody is uncomfortable with this I will take it down immediately. Mature tag because there are graphic descriptions of blood and violence as well as triggering topics such as smoking and anxiety

Hiraeth by LampLight143

Dream never knew his younger brother... Only knowing that Jschlatt is his father and nothing else. But he wished he could find his little brother. But he had no way to find him and make his family whole again. He had no family to go back to other than his adopted one... Maybe Tommy could help him out... ----------------------------------------- Tubbo doesn't know anything about his life before he was found in a box on the side of the road by Philza. He doesn't know anything about the people who took care of him before that. It was something he could've ignored and maybe just excepted that Philza and his family were his own... But he wanted to know who his true parents were and he wanted to know his family before the Sleepy Boi Inc. family... And he'll figure it out no matter what it takes with the help of his two friends Fundy and Ranboo...

The Crown (DREAM SMP x reader) by webpagepng

Technoblade shouldn't have helped her, Technoblade should have left her where he found her. But of course, Technoblade had to help the young stranger in the snow. But she was being hunted. ____________ Preface: I've written "Y/N" with a specific appearance in mind. If you don't like it, imagine something else. "Y/N" is written with she/they pronouns. Disclaimer: There is no romance or shipping. The main character/reader is a minor. Also, this book is very old and will not be rewritten. It is cringe, and you will suffer alongside me. Started: 21.01.21 completed: 12.08.21

Childboo - Dream SMP Ranboo Fanfiction by DucksareInsane

One day, a strange kid just... wakes up next to an end portal. How did they get there? They don't know. Where were they before this? They can't remember. They also apparently don't know that you most likely shouldn't try and make friends with zombies, which is a minor issue. With no memory of their life, family, or even their name, will they be able to survive in the Overworld? This is the Dream SMP characters, not the real people. If it was the real people it wouldn't make sense anyways. DO NOT TAKE THIS AS CANON PLEASE! This is like five AUs. Enjoy reading!

The Lost Heirs || SBI AU by x_Lemonx

11 years ago the Antarctic kingdom was taken over by a king greedy for power. After the queen was killed the king was forced to flee with his newborn son and 5 year old twins. He dropped them off at orphanages in hopes to keep them safe from the tyrant. Technoblade is 16 and looking to enrol as a king's guard. What happens he is sent off on a mission by the king to assassinate somebody. Why is it that he instead finds the lost king and the heirs to the throne? Who will join Techno on this adventure and why does he hear these mysterious voices in his head, where did they come from?

As the world caves in (a ranboo adoption au) by polarziee

helo this is my second story and i haven't seen to much of ranboo so please enjoy ranboo is 15 in this he has bad memory loss his parents died when he was very young leaving him alone with no family, he lived in a orphanage pretty much his whole life and everyone in there became family. After ranboo turned 13 he lost all hope of being adopted for real, so hoping from the orphanage and one abusive foster home to the next will ranboo ever find forever home or will he be an orphan till he is 18 this you will have to find out. NON OF THE ART I USE IS MINE info page will be the first ✌ Started: March 19th 2021 Finished: April 11th 2021 Thank you so much for 10k reads! 18k reads :000 thank you guys!

It's No Longer Just Your War- Dream SMP AU by Irellafish

A Dream SMP AU with other Minecraft YouTubers. Technoblade is a teenage orphan with a horrible past who is taken in by a man named Philza. It turns out, he isn't the only one with odd, unexplained abilities. Before he can settle in with Phil and his crazy house of teens, Techno's past catches up to him with terrifying results. DISCLAIMER- I will not be doing an shipping or smut. There might be trigger warnings, so look out for those. This is my first ever story, so all feedback will be greatly appreciated! Also, the cover art isn't mine, I should probably clarify that.

Not the Home I Know by MoonyEater

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𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖇 || Technoblade x Reader|| cover

𝙸𝚜 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚁𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎? | 𝙼𝙲𝚈𝚃/𝙳𝚂𝙼𝙿 𝚡 𝚈/𝙽 | 𝙽𝙾 𝚂𝙷𝙸𝙿𝚂 cover

Hidden Wings [A DreamSMP Hybrid AU] cover

Family's not forever cover

The Little Piglin cover

A sister??? (Sleepy Bois inc. x reader) cover

A Sleepy Girl-Sleepybois au cover

True Gods | Techno X (Fem!)reader cover

Promises you couldn't keep (Dream SMP) cover

The War Crime Family (Wilbur fanfic) cover

A New Addition - Sleepy Bois Inc AU cover

History Repeats || A Technoblade Adoption Fic cover

The Crown (DREAM SMP x reader) cover

Childboo - Dream SMP Ranboo Fanfiction cover

The Lost Heirs || SBI AU cover

As the world caves in (a ranboo adoption au) cover

It's No Longer Just Your War- Dream SMP AU cover

Not the Home I Know cover

𝖂𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖆 𝖕𝖑𝖊𝖇 || Technoblade x Reader||

[COMPLETED] 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 "𝚖𝚊𝚗" 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚍𝚟𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚎. 𝙰𝚏𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝚊𝚗𝚋𝚘𝚘 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎?