Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor (aka When in Rome)

It's Autumn in Rome and the papacy is about to unveil its exhibition 'The Exodus of Christianity: Paganism and The Christian Faith' which centered around the evolution of Christianity. One of the biggest events of the exhibition will be the unveiling of one of the most sacred objects known to man: the Holy Grail.

As it's curator, Ria Aventhel has petitioned numerous times for the grail to be kept secret until the actual mass given by the Pope the Sunday before the exhibit opens when he uses the grail as part of the sacrament before placing it on display. Coming up with a plan of creating a fake and housing the actual grail off-site, she tells the Cardinals, going as far as petitioning the Pope himself.

When no one listens, Ria confides in her friend Zoe who works as her currier who reminds her they have no way to go but forward. The two continue about their lives as normal over the next few days leading up to the unveiling of the grail. While Zoe was dropping off a morning's worth of errands, the two women find themselves in Ria's office when a ground shaking bomb sets off and they find themselves in a war they never asked for and far too many dicks on the dance floor around them.

**Note: this story is being written as a collab between figgypuddinglvr and x_Emer_Layne_x. It is a completely self indulgent story with both our OC's that plays on our love of Cú and Achilles. We really hope you enjoy the journey as we navigate the crazy idea of getting dragged into a war between mages with no magic and no faith in the overly attractive men following us, as well as trying out a fun joint writing style.