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Clueless (Warning: Rubbish book!)

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Reads 11,239
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Parts 39
Time 2h 23m

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Jemma Newman is strong and sassy; a girl like no other. She can take anything you throw at her, except emotions....that's something she isn't used to.
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A Romantic Comedy But I wouldn't take it seriously, seriously. 
HAHAHA OMG DO YOU GET IT
OKAY I'll shut up nowAll Rights Reserved

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Finding My Lost Self [to be edited] cover

Tripping and falling... in love

When your first kiss results in the boy throwing up in the bushes that obviously means that romance just isn't your thing right? Vani thought so. Boys and romance were just not her thing and she was OK with that...so how on earth did she find herself with TWO boyfriends? She has to choose just one... right? Well, she plans on having some fun while she figures it out.