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Farmer | Showki Hyungwonho Joohyukkyun

Mustache_Hyungwon

Reads 306
Votes 11
Parts 1
Time 46m

Reads 306
Votes 11
Parts 1
Time 46m

Mustache_Hyungwon

Mature

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[crack, smut, fluff]

Pt.1 Showki
It's a beautiful day on the farm, just like any other, until Kihyun discovers a strange new cow in the field. As he gets closer, he realises that the magnificent specimen is not an animal, but a human being. What will the small farmer do to the disguised cow in his pasture?
(Pls I can't believe I'm actually publishing this shit based on a inside joke. Please hang me)

Pt.2 Joohyuk(kyun)
cumming soon

Pt.3 Hyungwonho
cumming soon

Pt.4-6
planned

Please be warned , this is a very cursed fic wich contains smut and other disturbing things.
This fanfiction will enclose other Idols as well. Guest stars like G-Dragon and his gay farm will appear. The G in G-Dragon obviously stands for gay. Thank you.

Fanart by my lovely bassyAll Rights Reserved

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Sun, Oct 31, 2021

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pt.1 moo
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