FUNNY ARMY TWEETS!
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army twitter is funny as hell and honestly being on there is like being part of a comedy show. I thought I'd make this book for the folks who aren't on there (honestly missing out on all the fun BUT MOVING ON) so if you're having a bad day, hope this cheers you up, or if you are just here cuz you are bored or whatever other reason you have, hope this makes you laugh at least once!
p s : not recommended to be read while drinking anything, and ABSOLUTELY NOT while you're eating rice because that shit can get stuck in your throat very easily and u don't want that
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