Jason, Issac and I went out drinking. I swear it was never meant to end how it did. I thought it would be fun. We all did. We never could have predicted what would have happened that night. Why won't anyone believe me...
You're a brand new zookeeper at The Halfling Zoo- a place where half-animals live in captivity. Your job is simple- feed them and study them. Your main worry is that one of the more dangerous halflings might kill you.
Unfortunately, that may become the least of your worries.