How To Domesticate A Loner
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Last published Tue, Oct 12, 2021
An AU where Phil runs a family diner with his sons, Tommy and Wilbur. Technoblade is that quiet regular who comes literally every day to just sit in the corner, read a book, order a meal, and leave an absolutely outrageous tip. Wilbur thinks he's great because *MONEY*.
It gets to the point where Techno walks in and Wilbur is leaning over the counter like," TECHNOOOOO ILL BE RIGHT WITH U" and Techno just walks faster to his seat because he doesn't know how to talk with people.
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