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The Snarky Indian

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Indian girls are generally expected to study to a certain level, possibly work for some time and BAM! get married and have kids. What if said Indian girl wishes to do something more? What if she wants to stand on her own two feet? What if she wishes to live life her way and ignore her annoying relatives' qualms about her so-called 'unacceptable behavior'? 

Enter Ana Desai.

Age 21, B.E in comp science with an astounding 9.6 CGPA (though the society *cough* annoying relatives *cough* feels she should've tried harder, but then again, they'd probably feel the same even if she'd got 10) and smartarse extraordinaire. 

Yep, she's a nerd. But not the kind of nerd you're used to. This sassy lass chooses (in spite of being harangued by the 'society') to pursue her M.S in comp science, instead of the usual IT company route that many take. Everything seems peachy in the beginning, but what happens when a certain green-eyed asshole (that she may or may not like-like) lights a fire under her bloated ego? 

Sparks fly, that's what. 

No, really. Literal sparks. 

And daggers. And guns. And tanks.

Cover by: AprilDanfields (Thank you so much! It's so relevant to the story!) 

A/N- Highest Rank: 62 in General Fiction.All Rights Reserved

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Stuck Between The Pages by whoscountinganyway

ADDICT IN BLACK SPIN OFF Keagan Monikol: the jock with a hidden talent for poetry and an unarming amount of intelligence. Hidden away under stereotypes and an unwillingness to correct people's assumptions, his true self is far less dumb and far more sensitive than other's give him credit for. He's ordinary, so why not just let them all think he's ordinary, too? Robin Rae: All around nerd, complete Star Wars fan, and absolutely doesn't care about people's opinions. And she thinks he's a total dummy. Have you ever wanted to run away? To become completely different from who you are, to just start over? Keagan...doesn't. He has no need to change, no need to prove himself. No one knows him, not really. But what happens when he meets someone who he wants to be himself around? After being paired for an assignment in their math class, the two can't help but to butt heads. It also seems that Keagan can't stop himself from falling for the girl who is severely underestimating him. He puts love poems in the pages of her book and wishes it was enough to make her know how serious he is about her. They have to keep working together for the rest of the year and Keagan finds arguing fun for once. Both with baggage, he refuses to share things with her and rarely lets her glimpse at his true intellect while Robin doesn't really ever look at him unless she's forced. It's only a matter of time before the bickering between a awkward nerd and a smart jock creates one hell of a story. ----- Birdie laughs loudly, head tilted back and clutching at herself. But while her eyes are gleaming with amusement I can't help but to let my heart drop heavily in my chest. It's not a joke, I think. I love you. ----- Nudging her up at the elbow, I grin when she finally stands. "Come on, Four-eyes, we need to get a move on." "Whatever, Jock-Strap," Robin sighs, giving me a look. "I didn't know your time was so important to you." "Keep up Birdie, time isn't real."

Anurakti by _Shiva_Sharma_

anurakti (अनुरक्ति).- Attachment; engagedness of heart; passion, desire, fondness. Class- 11 Subject - PCM Goal - Crack JEE. Same goal, same age, same city, same coaching, but two totally different people. One is the rowdy, adventurous fun loving person, who tries to even enjoy her struggles. The one who tries to find positive in everything and struggles to keep her life together happily. Another one, who has his life twisted. One who's constantly fighting the demons, living rent free in his head. One who's not able to find one good thing in his life. One who's just simply sad. And then they met. _______________________ "Don't enrage me." He gritted and she snorted. "Why do you think so high of yourself? I won't do anything just for you." His best friend laughed and he glared at him. "Awwww. Is the baby boy angwy?" She teased him and he continued to glare at her. "I said don't fucking enr-" "And I think if you start taking things the way they are meant to be, it will be better. That lizard in your bag was prank by someone who mistook your bag for someone else's. Stop complicating things and making an issue out of everything." She said calmly with a bored expression on her face. "I'm the one making issu-?!" "-You are proving my point my dear boy. So just relax and here, have some water."

Seven Dates A Weekend | RO ✓ by riveting-

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Royal Jester by syrikif

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With A Girl Like Me by lonewolf_1912

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Dastaan Jo Likhun by anonymous_pooja

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His Subliminal Wish | 18+ by _author_zaiba_

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Stuck Between The Pages

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