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The Snarky Indian

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Indian girls are generally expected to study to a certain level, possibly work for some time and BAM! get married and have kids. What if said Indian girl wishes to do something more? What if she wants to stand on her own two feet? What if she wishes to live life her way and ignore her annoying relatives' qualms about her so-called 'unacceptable behavior'? 

Enter Ana Desai.

Age 21, B.E in comp science with an astounding 9.6 CGPA (though the society *cough* annoying relatives *cough* feels she should've tried harder, but then again, they'd probably feel the same even if she'd got 10) and smartarse extraordinaire. 

Yep, she's a nerd. But not the kind of nerd you're used to. This sassy lass chooses (in spite of being harangued by the 'society') to pursue her M.S in comp science, instead of the usual IT company route that many take. Everything seems peachy in the beginning, but what happens when a certain green-eyed asshole (that she may or may not like-like) lights a fire under her bloated ego? 

Sparks fly, that's what. 

No, really. Literal sparks. 

And daggers. And guns. And tanks.

Cover by: AprilDanfields (Thank you so much! It's so relevant to the story!) 

A/N- Highest Rank: 62 in General Fiction.All Rights Reserved

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Until you♥️ by _writer__90

COMPLETED ✅ #1 in indianlove on 6/5/21 #1 in india on 26/6/21 #7 in romance on 26/6/21 Opposites Attract? Maybe! This is a story where two totally opposite individuals come across each other. They start from cursing each other. The only thing which is common in them is their profession. Both are doctors. Let's see how far do they go. When one is absolutely fierce and outspoken and other is a man of few words who is never in the spotlight and likes his peace. She comes into his life as a storm and messes with his peace. Get ready to join Dr.Shanaya Oheroi and Dr.Aarav Kapoor on this journey from being strangers to everything for each other. ------------------------- "Just remember one thing. You stay at your home. I stay at mine. Don't come running to me with your problems because I am your landlord." I said scowling and she kept her bags near the door and turned towards me with her hands folded on her chest and her fire in her eyes. Looks like a cute dragon! What? What the fuck is wrong with me? "I am absolutely capable of solving my issues, Sir." She said opening her door furiously and closed it with a thud. I hope I don't see you often! With this thought I opened my door and closed it with a thud.

𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 by Itsauthordiva

She flinched and stepped back when a bunch of notes was thrown at her. Shock was evident on her face as she took a step back. His voice rang out clearly, "Take this money and tell them you don't want to marry me." Without wasting a second. At that moment, their eyes met. "Tum..." They both pointed at each other shocked When Her " I never obey/listen to others" met Him " I hate when someone don't obey me " She is cold as ice while his anger is as fire. But will the ice melt with his warmth of his fire? Tropes : Singer(billionaire )x Writer Contract marriage/Arrange Ice& Fire couple He fell first and he fell harder too _______________________________ She blocked him but then they ends up meeting each other in real life though didn't even knew each other. And then destiny's plan perfectly matched Tropes : Online friends He fell first and she fell harder Businessman(billionaire) x proffesor ______________________________________ The dark romance couples She met him while she joined his business after some struggles and he is the CEO. They were tution mates and academic rivals where she always used to rank. So now she is little frustrated knowing it well he will take advantage of that and yessss, he really does !!!! Tropes : Ceo x Employee He fell first and both fell harder Past acquaintance Enemies (hate to love) Academics rival in past ______________________________________ She fell in love with her bhabes elder brother at first sight but later got to know from her brother(cousin) that he was already in a relationship And he is not interested in her. So how will she be able to make him develop feelings for her ??? Tropes : Computer proggamer x social media Influencer (billionaire) She fell first and he fell harder Lets see how all the couples go from not interested in them to perfect fit for each other. Even though they didn't realised it before that they were already the IDEAL MATCH Multiple couple romance

Decided by Fate [On Hold] by khuli_kitaab

Let's start the journey decided by fate and nourished by love ❤ "You can't touch my shoes" "But why..?? You always kiss my feet I should also kiss yours.. This is equality right.. Shoes are just a small thing.. " TROPES: FORCED MARRIAGE.. AGE GAP GRUMPY × SUNSHINE KIND HEARTED × CRUEL HEARTED CUTE ROMANCE 🥰🥰 COMEDY FUN AND FAMILY _________________ Kiyaan Agnihotri He's number one business tycoon and underworld mafia.. Rude and arrogant.. Doesn't believe in love cuz of his past traumas.. He's always engaged with his work.. Workaholic.. Hates his family especially father.. Siya She's a small village girl.. Innocent and pure soul.. Very kind hearted for this cruel hearted world.. She's a living angel...lives with her uncle and aunty.. Her life is not so easy with them in fact a living hell.. What will happen when kiyaan gets obsessed with siya.. How their story will take turns.. Will they be able to heal each other or cause more wounds... Don't judge it by this only.. Do read it.. It's a sweet desi romance.. With a lot of ups and down and emotional rollercoaster rides Upgrade: every saturday Follow on insta for spoilers and other upgrades.. I'd: letsd

Anurakti by _Shiva_Sharma_

anurakti (अनुरक्ति).- Attachment; engagedness of heart; passion, desire, fondness. Class- 11 Subject - PCM Goal - Crack JEE. Same goal, same age, same city, same coaching, but two totally different people. One is the rowdy, adventurous fun loving person, who tries to even enjoy her struggles. The one who tries to find positive in everything and struggles to keep her life together happily. Another one, who has his life twisted. One who's constantly fighting the demons, living rent free in his head. One who's not able to find one good thing in his life. One who's just simply sad. And then they met. _______________________ "Don't enrage me." He gritted and she snorted. "Why do you think so high of yourself? I won't do anything just for you." His best friend laughed and he glared at him. "Awwww. Is the baby boy angwy?" She teased him and he continued to glare at her. "I said don't fucking enr-" "And I think if you start taking things the way they are meant to be, it will be better. That lizard in your bag was prank by someone who mistook your bag for someone else's. Stop complicating things and making an issue out of everything." She said calmly with a bored expression on her face. "I'm the one making issu-?!" "-You are proving my point my dear boy. So just relax and here, have some water."

Royal Jester by syrikif

Rated Mature for strong language and sexual themes ~~~ Ana shrieked and frantically shielded her eyes as a very male, very naked man entered the room. "Holy fuck," she heard the man say, or rather shout, before the sound of something crashing to the floor met her ears. She spread her fingers slightly, peeking through to assess the damage. "Don't look!" She clamped her eyes closed. "Who are you?" Ana resisted the urge to peek once more as she heard him move around. "Better yet who the hell are you," he bit back sharply and she resisted the urge to flinch at the unnecessarily harsh tone. "Do you live here?" "No," he deadpanned. Her eyebrows furrowed in slight confusion. "I'm just in a random ass college dorm walking around naked. What do you fucking think, Sherlock?" He sneered and she bit the side of her cheek to hold back the oncoming eyeroll. Leave it to the second college student Ana comes across to be a total jerk. "Well then I do believe that makes me your roommate." ~~~ All Princess Anastasia wanted was to get through college quietly, receive her degree and enjoy the simplicity of life in the process. But, after her first day ends on bad terms with one of her new roommates, it starts a series of prank wars that completely destroys every hope she ever had of living like a normal person. Except for the fact that maybe her new roommate isn't actually so bad after all. And maybe - just maybe - he's actually kind of wonderful. ~~~

The Melody Of Our Love by myinsanemind786

Book 1 OF "ISHKAA"SERIES.{18+ ⚠️Warning - Mature content } "Please,please don't hurt me.i don't want to die.i m pregnant.i want to live happily,please don't kill me ."she was repeating these lines again and again to the man who was standing infront of her with black mask on his face and sharp knife in his hand . That man shook his head and came closer to her.she took her steps backwards and suddenly her foot slipped from there and she fell from the 5 floor of the mansion and fell over the car . With this move ,her phone fell from her hand and the screaming sound could heard from the phone. She started closing her eyes.Blood was coming from her body as she was fell from the 5th floor that to on the car's hood with great impact. Before closing her eyes she whispered under her breath"karan" ----------------------------------------- HIS CHUHIA,HER KHADOOS. Check out the journey of love,betrayal and revenge. Tropes~ •slight dark •strong language •smut warning •grumpy×sunshine •Suicide •Obsession •Manipulative •punjabi romance •Adult Romance •College love -----------------------------------------

Tied Together By Love ✓ by IamMeteorKnight

[Completed] #1 in Romance (05-Jan-21) #1 in India (25-Apr-22) #5 in Humor (25-Mar-21) ❝For the world, it was a love marriage. But for them it was neither love nor arranged.❞ *** "Darling!" I barged into his room while he was busy in a conference. He quickly hung the call and turned to me. "What are you doing here?" "I live here too." "What are you wearing? Care to explain?" Black negligee! "To... make this night special. What do you say?" I moved close to him and slid my arms around his neck. His ears gained colour and he gulped hard. "Then, let's go by your plan!" Picking me off my feet, he carried me to my room and threw me on bed. His orbs were dark, filled with desire. He hovered over me and covered me tightly with comforter. "Bye bye..." He said and ran out. What the hell just happened? Why didn't the seduction card play on him? *** A romantic-comedy story of Ayaan and Divya. They've known each other from childhood; but as childhood enemies, bickering foes. One is happy-get-going while the other is serious and moody. Ever heard a story of a euphoric guy and a moody girl? Ayaan Chauhan is the CEO of one of the biggest conglomerate of India, A&C, while serious minded Divya Gupta is a CA in same. In school she was the beauty with brains while he was the handsome hunk who always scored an egg. But when he returns after nine years, the tables turned. They both never leave a chance to curse each other. When the egg and his pig are tied into a marriage due to a misunderstanding 一Will they both accept each other as partners or will just continue their childish fights? And, will love bloom between them? Get on to read their story and follow their love! *** Note: You're going on a ride filled with laughter, kisses & cuddles. Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry. Caution: You may fall in love with Ayaan through the story! 【150,000 - 200,000 words】 © 2020-21 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.

Stuck Between The Pages by whoscountinganyway

ADDICT IN BLACK SPIN OFF Keagan Monikol: the jock with a hidden talent for poetry and an unarming amount of intelligence. Hidden away under stereotypes and an unwillingness to correct people's assumptions, his true self is far less dumb and far more sensitive than other's give him credit for. He's ordinary, so why not just let them all think he's ordinary, too? Robin Rae: All around nerd, complete Star Wars fan, and absolutely doesn't care about people's opinions. And she thinks he's a total dummy. Have you ever wanted to run away? To become completely different from who you are, to just start over? Keagan...doesn't. He has no need to change, no need to prove himself. No one knows him, not really. But what happens when he meets someone who he wants to be himself around? After being paired for an assignment in their math class, the two can't help but to butt heads. It also seems that Keagan can't stop himself from falling for the girl who is severely underestimating him. He puts love poems in the pages of her book and wishes it was enough to make her know how serious he is about her. They have to keep working together for the rest of the year and Keagan finds arguing fun for once. Both with baggage, he refuses to share things with her and rarely lets her glimpse at his true intellect while Robin doesn't really ever look at him unless she's forced. It's only a matter of time before the bickering between a awkward nerd and a smart jock creates one hell of a story. ----- Birdie laughs loudly, head tilted back and clutching at herself. But while her eyes are gleaming with amusement I can't help but to let my heart drop heavily in my chest. It's not a joke, I think. I love you. ----- Nudging her up at the elbow, I grin when she finally stands. "Come on, Four-eyes, we need to get a move on." "Whatever, Jock-Strap," Robin sighs, giving me a look. "I didn't know your time was so important to you." "Keep up Birdie, time isn't real."

Once Upon A Wedding by Zivera_17

★She was full of life, breaking every rule! He was obedient and always serious. ★She was a walking chaos. He likes his life quiet and composed without a damn mistake. Chaos interrupts- No! Hell breaks loose,when both are brought together for marriage. ≈Fiesty and fun loving, Meza Arora decides to run away from her wedding she was forced upon. It was as simple as that, except she had no idea what world awaits her. Blinded due to the pitch black night, Crashing into and disfiguring Ahaan Sharma's first child-his darling Mercedes, was definitely not on her to-do list. That is until they identify each other. Oops! Was he, not the same sinfully handsome, infuriating, extremely punchable due to his mastery in emitting coldness, man, with zero interest in her, who happened to put a 24-carat diamond ring on her finger in her engagement ceremony? Well... In the battle of profanities, wars of death stares, and tolerating each other in their craziest incarnations, sparks-scratch that, the whole damn fire flares between them, igniting the most unforeseen and irresistible chemistry, pledged for their lives. ~A Rom-com of a bride and groom who flew away from their wedding which was enforced on them, only to return together with strings attached~

Pursuing My Love by IamMeteorKnight

❝For her, it was a love at second sight. While for him, love was something slow and gradual.❞ *** "Don't you remember the kiss we had on night of your cousin's wedding?" "I..." "You don't remember it right?" He asked and I nodded. "I don't remember anything. I'm sorry if I did anything inappropriate." "You really don't reminisce anything?" He asked and I nodded. Keeping his finger beneath my chin, he raised my face and before I could blink my eyes he slammed his lips on mine. What on earth happened? He was kissing me. And it wasn't a dream! I tried to push him to get hold of my mind but instead of going away, he hugged my waist tightly and looked straight into my eyes, "Do you remember anything now?" "I..." Being too shocked to say anything, I nodded in negative. He shut his eyes forcefully, as if trying to think something. "What if I say I kissed you that night? Would you regret it?" Wait! He was the one who kissed me that night! And I spent all my time thinking that it's me who forced a kiss on him being drunk! *** Natasha Mehta, the superstar fell in love with Dr Dhruv Gupta after sharing their first kiss in her bestfriend's party, accidentally! Being his patient, it was now easier for her to make him fall in love with her. Dhruv, who never wanted to indulge in any kind of relationship ignored her and her dates. When she really left, he felt something strange yet known. Now, when he sees her after a few months, it wasn't easy for him to ignore her like before. Being in a situation where they would see each other frequently, could he control the ingrown feelings? But the main question was 一could he win her love before it's too late? *** Detailed story of Dhruv and Natasha with some unknown twists and turns which goes parallel with 'Tied Together By Love' and can be read as a standalone. Note : Book is written in English, so non-Hindi readers can read it without any worry! © 2021 Meteor Knight All Rights Reserved.

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