To qualify as a best friend, one must meet the following requirements:
1. He shall be willing to serve as his buddy's wingman, both literally and figuratively.
2. He shall be loyal to the end. Narcing is grounds for disqualification.
3. He shall listen to his compadre's problems, or at least pretend to do so.
4. He shall never borrow without permission.
Kennedy meets all the standards he and Christopher coined back in grade nine. Well, most of them. Nobody's perfect. Everyone steals a pencil or a piece of gum from time to time. When the insurance company gets involved, then it's a problem--if you're a bad liar. Kennedy isn't. Christopher, on the other hand, can't keep a surprise birthday party under wraps. They're polar opposites: sugar and salt, black and white, broccoli and cheese, ice at the North Pole and ice at the South Pole. That's what makes them so great together. Until Christopher's brand-spanking-new (as in gently used) Mooney suddenly won't start, which begs the question: how does a grounded plane up and disappear?
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When her fiancé ends up in a coma and his secret mistress, Halley, shows up, Mary feels like her world is falling apart. What she doesn't realize is she's actually falling in love...with Halley.
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Eight years after a traumatizing accident that killed one of her loved ones, Mary Kincaid is about to marry her childhood sweetheart when the universe yanks the rug out from under her yet again, leaving her fiancé badly injured and in a coma. Of course this is when his secret mistress shows up, a beautiful person whom Mary should by all rights hate - so why does she find herself inviting her to stay in the spare bedroom? She soon learns that sometimes the person you're looking for comes when you're not looking at all.
Content and/or trigger warning: This story mentions violence, addiction, and childhood trauma, which may be triggering for some readers.
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