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The Marvelous Association for No-Good, Drunk, and Obnoxious Sociopaths

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"After all, he had a mother, as so many do."
Except, Obi-Wan Kenobi's mother turned out to be the absolute worst kind possible for a Jedi. It was a good thing the probability of Obi-Wan becoming a Jedi was now about the lowest it could possibly be.All Rights Reserved

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The Child by PhantomHoodChan

Satine had a child with Obi-wan soon after he and his master returned her to Mandalore. Obi-wan has no knowledge of this child and neither do any of her subjects as it was said that it was Bo-Katan's for the child's safety and for the safety of the Duchess' reputation. This didn't come as a surprise to the subjects since Bo-Katan already had a year old child, Korkie. Annabella is Force sensitive, very strong in the Force actually but having some control over it never proved to be an issue until she was 17. Now Satine is afraid that she'll have to ask her old love for help in fear that the dark side will consume her daughter and she'll loose her. SPOILERS FOR CLONE WARS: this takes place after Obi-wan's "death" where Satine still hasn't quite forgiven him but before anything happens with Darth Maul. And heads up I will be changing how the Mandalore arc in clone wars turns out.

Lalla Skywalker | O. Kenobi by AVERAGEPERS0N

Lalla Skywalker; the protective older sibling of the young Anakin Skywalker. Together they will go through trial and error, side by side through it until the end where decisions will be made that will ultimately effect the entire galaxy. ♢ "Lalla come watch this!" The young boy shouted, Lalla's head snapping upwards so she was looking at him with a smile. Before she could move to run over Anakin ran over to her, tackling her in a hug so they were both on the ground. The small boy pushed up and watched as his older sister laughed at him, her deep dimples mesmerizing him. Without thinking he quickly pushed his fingers into them. She laughed even harder while wrapping her arms tighter around him as they hugged, Anakin shoving his head into her neck ♢ "Anakin please don't make me do this" Lalla said, tears streaming down her face as she watched her brother stare at her, his long hair covering his face as his bright eyes looked at her sadly. "Join me Lalla, or die" He said, his voice cracking a bit as a sob wracked through his sister. "I can't Ani, please you're my brother" She shouted as Obi-Wan walked up behind her. She watched as Anakin's eyes moved to his as the anger appeared again. "He's the reason you won't join me. You love him more than your own brother" Anakin accused, pointing his lightsaber towards his master as Lalla looked up at the man she loved more than anything with tear filled eyes. Obi-Wan's eyes met hers, telling her that the outcome of this was not what she wanted. Highest Rankings: #1 Starwarsfanficrion #1 Obiwankenobi #1 starwars #2 anakinskywalker

The Green Bead {Branching Out - Book III} by kurenohikari

Since Qui-Gon's death, Anakin had become the anchor in Obi-Wan's life. It was Anakin who gave him purpose. There was no greater pride than seeing him surpass the other Padawans, watching him grow into the prodigy everyone had expected him to be. Obi-Wan had even allowed himself a rare indulgence-gloating about his apprentice's achievements, silently basking in the knowledge that he had helped shape the Jedi who would one day be the Order's greatest. But with that pride came an overwhelming guilt. Obi-Wan had never been able to reconcile it fully, but his attachment to Anakin-his love for him-was plain as day to anyone who knew them. The way he lit up when Anakin was in the room, the way he defended his Padawan even when the Council was less than forgiving. That connection had deepened over time, morphing from the playful, nurturing affection of a master for his apprentice into something more guarded. He had become stricter with Anakin as the years passed, holding back the casual warmth he once offered so easily, because he knew that his love for Anakin was becoming too personal, too dangerous. Attachments led to fear, and fear led... well, Obi-Wan knew where that path led. He couldn't afford to let his feelings slip into attachment, even though everyone in the Temple could see it. The truth was, Anakin was his favorite. He had always been. And that scared Obi-Wan more than any battle, more than any Sith Lord. But did Anakin know that? Did Anakin realize how much he meant to Obi-Wan? Or had he misinterpreted Obi-Wan's stricter behavior as a lack of affection? The thought gnawed at Obi-Wan. He remembered sitting by Anakin's bedside, wondering if he had ever told Anakin how proud he was, how much he truly cared for him. But when Anakin had finally woken from that coma, everything had changed.

Liberator by CourtesyTrefflin

Anakin refuses to leave his mother behind in slavery if she'll never be freed. Qui-Gon never comes back, but Obi-Wan does. When he does, he's... different. Darker. Fallen. Even so, he carries through with his unspoken promise to train Anakin, though the boy will never become a Jedi. Perhaps that means Anakin will be able to fulfill his childhood dream of freeing the slaves.

Between Two Worlds: A Prequel to the Mandalorian Series by MDjarin17

(In the final editing process) In a galaxy, far, far away... Born to the Duchess of Mandalore and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kyra Kryze-Kenobi's life has never been easy. Thrust into a war-torn galaxy at the young age of ten, Kyra must quickly learn to navigate the complex politics of a galactic civil war, one that continues to escalate as she struggles to balance the fiery nature of her Mandalorian heritage with the traditional Jedi teachings of her father. Prepare to delve into the ever-expanding Star Wars universe as you follow Kyra Kryze-Kenobi on her journey of self-discovery, witnessing the kindling flame of rebellion as good rises to fight evil and her travels take you from the raging battles of the Clone Wars to the quiet desert planet of Arvala-7, from the Imperial occupied planet of Lothal to duels with the likes of Darth Maul and Lord Vader himself. Ten Highest Rankings: #196 in identity (out of 9K stories) #1 in bokatankryze (out of 39 stories) #16 in herasyndulla (out of 438 stories) #23 in kananjarrus (out of 549 stories) #31 in sabinewren (out of 610 stories) #169 in lukeskywalker (out of 3.11K stories) #49 in ezrabridger (out of 880 stories) #151 in hansolo (out of 2.36K stories) #344 in anakinskywalker (out of 5.2K stories) #415 in starwarsfanfiction (out of 5.56K stories)

Anger||Anakin Skywalker [2] by crybaby_skywalker

If we took another character and added them to the story.....would everything change? Would Anakin and Padmé still fall in love? Would Padmé survive the birth of her children? Would she give birth at all? Would Anakin still become Darth Vader? Well.... Let's see..... Sequel to Fear//Anakin Skywalked

Victory and Death by xSunandStarzx

Anakin accompanies Ahsoka to Mandalore and the future of the galaxy is changed forever.

The Goddess And The Force by JasmineNewell1

It was just like any other night. Megan was just enjoy a nice and quiet evening with her little sister and her six friends. Then, something crazy happens to them. They were just watching tv, then a minute later, they needed up in a medical wing with two men looking at them. Now, they must prevent an empire from rising back up....by changing the events that was supposed to happen. As for Megan, she will have to break up a love story between a Jedi and a Senator....by becoming his beloved wife once his eyes has fixed on her.

the new padawan » anakin skywalker by abandingswimmer

"i didn't ask for a new padawan. this has gotta be some mistake" "well, master yoda doesn't usually make mistakes so i'm pretty sure it's true." in which the jedi council gives anakin a new jedi padawan soon after his former apprentice left the order. - // ANY AND ALL RIGHTS FOR CHARACTERS AND PLOTS FROM THE STAR WARS STORYLINE GOES TO LUCASFLIM. I DO NOT CLAIM ANY OF IT. THE ONLY CLAIM IS SOME OF MY DIALOGUE AND STORYLINE, THE REST BELONGS TO LUCASFILM. //

The Force Betrayed: Cal Kestis x OC by arthurmangoes

In which Cal Kestis travels to Kashyyyk and meets Sakana Angedis, Obi-Wan Kenobi's (secret) daughter. She doesn't find out about her secret identity, however, until four years after the Purge when her mother, a former Jedi Sentinel, falls victim to the Empire's invasion of Kashyyyk, leaving behind a Force journal full of sensitive and jarring information. In her struggle to accept her mother's death and redefine her legacy as a Kenobi, she meets Cal Kestis, another Jedi who understands her more than anyone else in the Galaxy. That doesn't make it any easier to tell him the truth, though. This story follows Cal and Sakana's journey and includes Force journal flashbacks of Sakana's mother, Eryyyn Angedis, as she participates in a forbidden relationship with a certain Jedi Master. spotify playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4uCwZU2Rvnv0PnM8579zFK?si=9ac5ba301918416a cover made by memaysockk cross posted on ao3 @arthurmangoes

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The Child

Satine had a child with Obi-wan soon after he and his master returned her to Mandalore. Obi-wan has no knowledge of this child and neither do any of her subjects as it was said that it was Bo-Katan's for the child's safety and for the safety of the Duchess' reputation. This didn't come as a surprise to the subjects since Bo-Katan already had a year old child, Korkie. Annabella is Force sensitive, very strong in the Force actually but having some control over it never proved to be an issue until she was 17. Now Satine is afraid that she'll have to ask her old love for help in fear that the dark side will consume her daughter and she'll loose her. SPOILERS FOR CLONE WARS: this takes place after Obi-wan's "death" where Satine still hasn't quite forgiven him but before anything happens with Darth Maul. And heads up I will be changing how the Mandalore arc in clone wars turns out.