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The Marvelous Association for No-Good, Drunk, and Obnoxious Sociopaths

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Parts 10
Time 3h 15m

"After all, he had a mother, as so many do."
Except, Obi-Wan Kenobi's mother turned out to be the absolute worst kind possible for a Jedi. It was a good thing the probability of Obi-Wan becoming a Jedi was now about the lowest it could possibly be.All Rights Reserved

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The Countess ━ OBI-WAN KENOBI ² by msdoraliliana

LEILANI SERENNO bridged the past and the present, born into a family of cruelty and then groomed to fulfil a role in the grand scheme of things. She was a puppet manipulated by her brother, ensnared in a larger narrative orchestrated by the Force. Yet, a crucial error changed everything-what was meant to render her compliant instead transformed her into a leader, one feared enough not to be feasted upon. She became the will of the Force. While OBI-WAN KENOBI only ever focused on the future, constantly fearing the moment he'd have to let everything go. His mind was a storm of thoughts, neurons racing through the shadows of his memories, as he navigated the world. An impeccable pilot, who didn't like to fly; a devastating warrior who rather did not fight. A negotiator without a peer who preferred to sit alone in a cave and meditate. TOGETHER, they were everything. Past, present and future, the most important pieces of the game. Complementary; two parts of a whole. --- obi-wan kenobi x oc cover by me !! intro gif by @svperboy !! ©️ 2024 1st on #countdooku; 04/25/2024 ♡

Liberator by CourtesyTrefflin

Anakin refuses to leave his mother behind in slavery if she'll never be freed. Qui-Gon never comes back, but Obi-Wan does. When he does, he's... different. Darker. Fallen. Even so, he carries through with his unspoken promise to train Anakin, though the boy will never become a Jedi. Perhaps that means Anakin will be able to fulfill his childhood dream of freeing the slaves.

Lalla Skywalker | O. Kenobi by AVERAGEPERS0N

Lalla Skywalker; the protective older sibling of the young Anakin Skywalker. Together they will go through trial and error, side by side through it until the end where decisions will be made that will ultimately effect the entire galaxy. ♢ "Lalla come watch this!" The young boy shouted, Lalla's head snapping upwards so she was looking at him with a smile. Before she could move to run over Anakin ran over to her, tackling her in a hug so they were both on the ground. The small boy pushed up and watched as his older sister laughed at him, her deep dimples mesmerizing him. Without thinking he quickly pushed his fingers into them. She laughed even harder while wrapping her arms tighter around him as they hugged, Anakin shoving his head into her neck ♢ "Anakin please don't make me do this" Lalla said, tears streaming down her face as she watched her brother stare at her, his long hair covering his face as his bright eyes looked at her sadly. "Join me Lalla, or die" He said, his voice cracking a bit as a sob wracked through his sister. "I can't Ani, please you're my brother" She shouted as Obi-Wan walked up behind her. She watched as Anakin's eyes moved to his as the anger appeared again. "He's the reason you won't join me. You love him more than your own brother" Anakin accused, pointing his lightsaber towards his master as Lalla looked up at the man she loved more than anything with tear filled eyes. Obi-Wan's eyes met hers, telling her that the outcome of this was not what she wanted. Highest Rankings: #1 Starwarsfanficrion #1 Obiwankenobi #1 starwars #2 anakinskywalker

Safe & Sound {D.Djarin} by poedjarin

Since the rebellion Kit has lived by one rule and only one rule, no attachments. After losing her mother, father and then having her best friend go into hiding she took the universe on by herself. Until she got captured by the Imps.. ~~~ "Who do you want me to be?" "How about yourself?" {Din Djarin x OC} {Season 1-Season 2} Season 1✔️ Season 2 ✔️ Disclaimer All rights go to the creators, I only own my characters and their storylines.

Between Two Worlds: A Prequel to the Mandalorian Series by MDjarin17

(In the final editing process) In a galaxy, far, far away... Born to the Duchess of Mandalore and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Kyra Kryze-Kenobi's life has never been easy. Thrust into a war-torn galaxy at the young age of ten, Kyra must quickly learn to navigate the complex politics of a galactic civil war, one that continues to escalate as she struggles to balance the fiery nature of her Mandalorian heritage with the traditional Jedi teachings of her father. Prepare to delve into the ever-expanding Star Wars universe as you follow Kyra Kryze-Kenobi on her journey of self-discovery, witnessing the kindling flame of rebellion as good rises to fight evil and her travels take you from the raging battles of the Clone Wars to the quiet desert planet of Arvala-7, from the Imperial occupied planet of Lothal to duels with the likes of Darth Maul and Lord Vader himself. Ten Highest Rankings: #283 in identity (out of 9.23K stories) #114 in starwarsrebels (out of 2.17K stories) #23 in thrawn (out of 271 stories) #267 in lukeskywalker (out of 3.12K stories) #76 in ezrabridger (out of 880 stories) #39 in herasyndulla (out of 436 stories) #50 in kananjarrus (out of 550 stories) #223 in hansolo (out of 2.36K stories) #2 in monmothma (out of 21 stories) #66 in sabinewren (out of 609 stories)

The Makings Of Greatness | Obi-Wan Kenobi by CleoLemon

Obi-Wan Kenobi X Valera Palpatine (OC) "You got the makings of greatness in you." Valera Palpatine lives with her father, Sheev Palpatine, on Naboo. Her mother disappeared months after Vale was born, for reasons her father won't share. Around the age of ten, a Jedi Knight and his Padawan visits Naboo. By the end of the visit, the Jedi Knight's gifted with twice as many Padawans than when he came there with. Which is the beginning of a new world for Vale Palpatine. Warnings: Smut Comments and Votes are always welcome! Pictures also aren't mine! RANK AT SOME POINT IN TIME: #1 General Kenobi #1 Obi-Wan Kenobi #1 The Clone Wars #1 Obi-Wan #1 Anakin X Padme #1 The Chosen One #1 Padme #1 Anakin #1 Jedi #1 Light Saber #1 Anakin Skywalker #1 Ewan McGregor #2 Obi Wan Kenobi #2 Obi-Wan x OC #2 Obi-Wan x Reader #2 Anakin And Padme #3 Ben Kenobi #4 Yoda

SAVING THE DAMNED | ANAKIN SKYWALKER by isa-tnj

A Chosen One shall come, born of no father, and through him will ultimate balance in the Force be restored. Throughout the galaxy, many had heard the prophecy of the Chosen One. Since the discovery of Anakin Skywalker, a majority of the Jedi Order were convinced they'd found the one who'd bring balance to the Force. Instead, Anakin Skywalker caused the downfall of the Jedi and the rise of power for the Dark Side. With Darth Vader the Dark Side grew strong yet in the end, he killed the Emperor, not only redeeming himself but also finally restoring balance to the Force as the prophecy had foretold. But by the time balance was restarted it was already too late... The Dark Side of the Force had a grip on the galaxy that the Light simply couldn't match. The only way balance could be restored was by making that Anakin Skywalker fulfilled his role as the Chosen One without falling into darkness first. [TIME TRAVEL AU]

Way of the Sith by CourtesyTrefflin

An ordinary battle in the Clone Wars becomes complicated when, out of nowhere, a group of Sith appear from an alternate reality. The Sith want only one thing, one person: Obi-Wan. And they will stop at nothing to get him for reasons that Anakin can only begin to guess at. Even if one of the Sith is another version of him, he can't trust their intentions.

The Goddess And The Force by JasmineNewell1

It was just like any other night. Megan was just enjoy a nice and quiet evening with her little sister and her six friends. Then, something crazy happens to them. They were just watching tv, then a minute later, they needed up in a medical wing with two men looking at them. Now, they must prevent an empire from rising back up....by changing the events that was supposed to happen. As for Megan, she will have to break up a love story between a Jedi and a Senator....by becoming his beloved wife once his eyes has fixed on her.

the new padawan » anakin skywalker by abandingswimmer

"i didn't ask for a new padawan. this has gotta be some mistake" "well, master yoda doesn't usually make mistakes so i'm pretty sure it's true." in which the jedi council gives anakin a new jedi padawan soon after his former apprentice left the order. - // ANY AND ALL RIGHTS FOR CHARACTERS AND PLOTS FROM THE STAR WARS STORYLINE GOES TO LUCASFLIM. I DO NOT CLAIM ANY OF IT. THE ONLY CLAIM IS SOME OF MY DIALOGUE AND STORYLINE, THE REST BELONGS TO LUCASFILM. //

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The Countess ━ OBI-WAN KENOBI ² cover

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The Countess ━ OBI-WAN KENOBI ²

LEILANI SERENNO bridged the past and the present, born into a family of cruelty and then groomed to fulfil a role in the grand scheme of things. She was a puppet manipulated by her brother, ensnared in a larger narrative orchestrated by the Force. Yet, a crucial error changed everything-what was meant to render her compliant instead transformed her into a leader, one feared enough not to be feasted upon. She became the will of the Force. While OBI-WAN KENOBI only ever focused on the future, constantly fearing the moment he'd have to let everything go. His mind was a storm of thoughts, neurons racing through the shadows of his memories, as he navigated the world. An impeccable pilot, who didn't like to fly; a devastating warrior who rather did not fight. A negotiator without a peer who preferred to sit alone in a cave and meditate. TOGETHER, they were everything. Past, present and future, the most important pieces of the game. Complementary; two parts of a whole. --- obi-wan kenobi x oc cover by me !! intro gif by @svperboy !! ©️ 2024 1st on #countdooku; 04/25/2024 ♡