Thanksgiving Is Fucked! (literally)
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y/n has a dick. y/n fucks the thanksgiving turkey. thanksgiving is fucked (literally) thanks to y/n.
happy thanksgiving!
featuring: a 'i'm fucking
done with this job' narrator
credit to my friends during lunch for idea.
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