How (not) to buy a couch
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  • Reads 3,309
  • Votes 340
  • Parts 17
  • Time 1h 49m
Complete, First published Oct 14, 2021
Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian had bought an apartment together and had started to build a home for themselves. And a good home needs to have a living room with a comfortable couch to snuggle on. This is a story of how the two of them are getting one.


Inspired by real events - this fic is basically a description of my own experience while buying a couch. I leave it up to you if you want to follow the same path. If not, I hope this will serve as a warning of what can go wrong during this mundane task.

English is not my first language so I apologize in advance for any mistakes. I am also not very familiar with chinese culture, customs nor naming conventions so this work may in some places not be 100% accurate.

I do not own any characters I have used in my story, this is purely a work of fan fiction.

Hope you will enjoy reading :)
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