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How (not) to buy a couch

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Parts 17
Time 1h 49m

fluff happyending lanwangji lanzhan mdzs modaozushi modernau realexperience texttospeech untamed weiwuxian weiying

Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian had bought an apartment together and had started to build a home for themselves. And a good home needs to have a living room with a comfortable couch to snuggle on. This is a story of how the two of them are getting one.


Inspired by real events - this fic is basically a description of my own experience while buying a couch. I leave it up to you if you want to follow the same path. If not, I hope this will serve as a warning of what can go wrong during this mundane task.

English is not my first language so I apologize in advance for any mistakes. I am also not very familiar with chinese culture, customs nor naming conventions so this work may in some places not be 100% accurate.

I do not own any characters I have used in my story, this is purely a work of fan fiction.

Hope you will enjoy reading :)All Rights Reserved

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Fly free again

Ever since being thrown into the Burial Mounds by Wen Chao, Wei Wuxian cannot ride a sword. He has a severe fear of heights now. During a night hunt, the juniors learn about it and decide they want to help their Senior Wei enjoy flying on a sword once again. They also onboard Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng who wholeheartedly agree with them. I am on holiday at the moment so here is another fic for you :) It was suposed to have been a one shot but it had turned into a multichapter story instead. Well, what can I do... This fic will contain themes and mentions that may be trigerring, please read the warnings and tags I used and proceed at you own discretion. English is not my first language so I apologize in advance for any mistakes. I am also not very familiar with chinese culture, customs nor naming conventions so this work may in some places not be 100% accurate. I do not own any characters I have used in my story, this is purely a work of fan fiction. Hope you will enjoy reading :)