Camp camp David x ME

Hello, this is not your regular david x reader this is a story written my me someone who can not spell and makes typos i also don't understand grammar . So this is gonna be a very weird so viewer discretion is advised.
Also a bit about me so your not confused
Ahem
My name is monokuma
And my personality is david simp :)
But i wanted to make a story about how much i love david so i decided to write it how i think it would go basically my main plan for this is i have a wife who i divorced i also had kids but what ever thats unrelated i killed then i also hate humans I'm also a bear so yeah and then i leave the cottage in the woods Which i inhabit i go to the woods which happens to be where camp Campbell is or something so then i see david i feel bad for him cuz he's like really dumb and don't sleep much and over works him self and all so then i try to cheer him up and then like love at first site or what ever but i can not explain how david would fall in love with me it makes 0 sense so just pretend that david would actually like me so yeah

Now david head canons so you can see how i see him and i don't care if you disagree i care to much to listen to your opinion :)

Ahem now you see

David is pan i don't care ok

David likes yandere yes yes indeed

David adopting max is not part of this i didnt sign up for a two for one here

David and bonauisha what ever that BITCHES NAME IS DOSE NOT EXIST!!!

Davids personality good parts are
:
Shy ☺️ woah 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Enthusiastic🤩😀😀😀👌👌
Kind☺️☺️☺️🥰🙂
Loyal 🐱🐱🐱🐱
FUCKING ADORABLE🥰🐱🥺🥺
TOO ATTRACTIVE😩😩😩🤤

Bad traits:
Overly Attached😔😤😫
Sleep. Deprived😵‍💫🥱😴
Lonley😓😓😥😥
Good lier🤫🤫🤫🤭🤭🤥🤥
Will not let you swear🤬🤬😡

XD
And lastly

This is a big joke

Wait i think i need to prevent copy right or somthings. so like, i don't own the show 👌