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"Why are you mentally and physically hot" //Hank j Wimbelton x Cannibal!Reader//

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Parts 13
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Reads 10,212
Votes 186
Parts 13
Time 19m

2bdamned auditor deimos doc hank hofnarr jebuschristoff madnesscombat phobos sanford theauditor theclown theprotagonist trickytheclown whatamidoingwithmylife

(May have some very bad smut in it)
So your wandering around Nevada, right? 
...You get kidnapped and now your in the same house of Deimos the dead rock-faced bitch who can't smoke, Sanford the male mom, 2BDamned the nerd, and Hank, whose the only hot one lol-
But you always get that feeling someone or something is watching you from somewhere, but who and where are they watching you from? (Basically talking about one of my OCs)
Anyways, I hope you enjoy my braindump!All Rights Reserved

2bdamned auditor deimos doc hank hofnarr jebuschristoff madnesscombat phobos sanford theauditor theclown theprotagonist trickytheclown whatamidoingwithmylife

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"There you are~" (Deimos x Phobos X Y/N) by GetAwayFromMeVro

it's exactly 9:17pm, I'm listening to my abomination on a playlist, and my crush might get high with me :)

Sanmos angst/whump collection by ImHereToWreckHavoc

Using the Febuwhump prompts, I made this angsty ass story with Sanford and Deimos. No fluff here. Get ready to cry your eyes out <3

A SOUL in Nevada (Deltarune x MadCom) by ImHereToWreckHavoc

Kris had always had an odd life. Being the only human child in a land full of monsters and magic, they have explored the Dark World and defeated its cruel King. However, things aren't over for Kris..... When they accidentally teleport themselves to a new world in a prank gone wrong, they find themselves in a weird land, one filled with strange objects, monsters Kris has never seen before and lots of violence Befriending a trio of criminals, Kris has to fight their way home, will they survive? Or will Nevada be their final destination?

Madness In Hell [Rewrite] by EvilMurderGuy67

Somewhere In Hell Hank J Wimbleton finds himself trapped in hell, working for Lucifer himself... as an exorcist... his job? Kill as many people in hell to do the Exterminators job in case they don't do it good themselves... Somewhere In Nevada Deimos, Sanford, Victor, and 2BDamned are tracking down the Employer's them with the help of I.M.P. to hopefully kill the bastards, but things don't go as planned

"Information Provider" by FlameOfTheScorpion

It wasnt long until a new Fellow was picked up from the desert sands, an old MERC worker, didnt know much about the city as the others would have hoped, but they could handle weapons like no other. Their final proving day has finally come which included working in the shadows to disable simple defense mechanism inside Nexus city personally while Hank and his 2 coworkers disable Project Nexus for once and all. Doc gave them a chat device, saying they have a special "Information Provider". Now... that is curious.

∆madness in Nevada∆ -madness combat fanfic- by Gizmomasonhome1

this contains madness combat characters (w/ ryeyumi), some people I made in my head, some ships, blood (maybe some sussy things aka 13+), the auditor is not quite dead yet, cussing, self-harm, and many grammar mistakes and some art not made by me! Although the things about Ryeyumi aren't cannon (maybe?) So yeah... after the death of the auditor, Nevada goes back to normal but some things are different. Deimos begins to see things and he doesn't trust anyone (not even Sanford) to tell what he sees Hank has died but returns to what he looked like at the beginning (a grunt. Like in madness combat 7). He can't speak or make any sound because of this but he still tries his best to communicate. Jebus tells 2bdammed off because of what 2bdammed did to Hofnarr that made him the way he is now and that made 2bdammed upset and he now sights to kill Jebus. Sanford is worrying about Deimos and soon starts to dream about a person and he thinks that this person has a connection to Deimos. Sanford begins self-harm and maybe suicide to the cause if this. it's been spread out by shieff that a new "grunt" has entered Nevada that has everyone wondering "who is this new guy?" or "what will this new grunt do to Nevada". rye tries her best not to tick everyone off and be careful but thanks to Hank, Sanford, and Deimos's help, she might fit in with the people of Nevada. Will Nevada be fine? Or will their problems corrupt them and bring back the madness to Nevada? Let's see...

Were gonna have a MADTime in Apocalypse [ HOTD X DUST!Sans Male Reader ] by Lazy_Kuma_Bear

Warning: This Book contains, Blood and Gore and Violence and other type of not allowed for the eyes of children for this is a rated 18+ book Y/n ' Dust ' ' Murder ' the Skeleton the son of Sans the Skeleton. Y/n's POV At first everything wasn't so bad I got a job, my dad and uncle, friends, but then that Human came. I thought it was the end that day ... how wrong I was, only to wake up from my bed. Hearing the same thing my uncle shout at the door to wake up. Y/n: a dream ? But this cycle has gone over and over and over again and again .... and Again ...... more that Three Hundred Times. I wanted to make the pain stop, and realize my only mistake when everything was in DUST. Papyrus: Y/n ? Sans: Kid ? When my own bones came right through on both my Dad and Uncle's chest, and it finally snapped for me. A/n: I don't own Highschool of the Dead and Dusttale/Murdertale, for they all belong to their rightful owners. I only own this book. Enjoy !!

Madness Combat: Project Armageddon by BladeMaster122

A fanfic to the hit awesome Madness Combat Series!! Follow the story of Hank Sanford and Deimos when the madness officially ended and how they start living there lives after facing the Audtior even though everyone calls them monsters in Nevada. When they meet a new foe named Rex. who wants to unlock Satan himself to take over Nevada and the rest of the world will Hank Sanford and Deimos defeat them or will they be dead meat?? check out the fanfic on my Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/blademaster122/gallery/69389063/madness-combat-project-armageddon-remake

The mind electric (Ghostface x reader) by ForgottenFandomFics

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