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Cyfril

LECTURAS 796
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LECTURAS 796
Votos 225
Partes 58
Hora 7h 18m

adventure comedy crime crimefiction darkcomedy darkfantasy darkmagic demons detective fiction friendship investigation mystery mystery-thriller paranormal seijirena

Okay, so being a detective's assistant isn't as glamorous as it sounds. There's a lot of running, dodging, almost getting cursed, and Liam giving me his signature disappointed dad stare every time I "accidentally" provoke a ghost. (In my defense, it was already mad).

But hey, it's not all bad! We solve some pretty bizarre cases-supernatural hauntings, creepy murders, missing persons, and the occasional "Is this artifact going to kill me? " situation. And lucky for us (mostly me), I have light magic! Super handy for, you know, not dying.

Liam? Oh, he's the classic detective type-cool, sharp, and completely unimpressed by my creative problem-solving skills (which may or may not include bribing spirits with snacks). But deep down, I think he appreciates my help. Probably. Hopefully?

Anyway, lately, things have been getting extra weird, even by our standards. Something big is happening in the city, and I have a bad feeling we're about to end up knee-deep in trouble. Again.

But hey, what's a little danger when you've got an overworked detective, questionable decision-making skills, and a bit of magic on your side?

Sincerely,
Penelope Harper

Start: 03/01/2023
End:-Todos los derechos reservados

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