Just a few Bucky Barnes oneshots I've come up with. Just Bucky being a himbo, honestly. General warnings: swearing, shreksual innuendo, unedited Will include: coffee shop au parent-teacher au Bucky bumping into reader and getting their number, all because of tomato soup Bucky using extremely inappropriate slang, that too at a funeral Bucky being a "traitor" You and Bucky are married, but you really don't want children. Nobody said anything about a pet (or four), though Please send requests and comment I'm thirsty for validation cover art by: u/choleeeeee on reddit special thanks to my fuxk buddy @fluffy_mayo for teaching me how to make them shreksy covers (i literally copied what you did im sorry mommy, punish me)