Random Jeff Dunham Stuff
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Last published Mon, May 13, 2024
You read the title. This is just about a weird bitch talking about there headcanons of scary ass puppets. Oh yea and the cover is a can of beans. Isn't that just fabulous. I'll make up dates to this whenever I feel like it I suppose.
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