CHOWDAA I NEED THE DAMN SALT
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Last published Mon, Oct 18, 2021
Chowder left where he was working for Mung. After having a wild night at the local bar and meeting a jolly someone, who taught him he could get over his father's death, he decided to pack up and head to the north pole--a strip club. Located in Detroit, it's a strip club where Santa goes to find someone to have another elf child with because Mrs. Clause is post-menopause. An unexpected love will bloom between the two, including hardship, divorce, and loss. Mung soon realizes how much he missed and loved his little twink bitch. Will Mung get his little twink bacc?
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