How to be American
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Last published Wed, Mar 2, 2016
(Explained by a British teenager)
MOST BRITS HAVE this image of what they think is a typical American: a flag-waving patriot with a burger in one hand and a gun in the other.
Here's one British perspective of how most of us see America, based on common stereotypes.
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