Candie Girl
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Last published Sun, Dec 21, 2014
The new song Candie Girl is a parody of Nicki Minaj's Check it out (Released in 2010). It is inspired by Comedy Central's cult hit TV show Strangers with Candy, starring Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank, Paul Dinello as Geoffrey Jellineck and our american hero Stephen Colbert as Charles ''Chuck'' Noblet. The characters' names has been changed to avoid copying off their work. The show ran for three seasons from 1999-2000. You can watch all 30 episodes of the series on Hulu Plus. In order for you to understand how the song goes, you must listen to the original version. If you already know it, enjoy!
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