The Life's Gambit|Rusame|Countryhumans
"Oh hey! Who are you? Are you guys an audience of my everyday entertainment? Glad to be here, I'm your producer, ███."
"Get on with the description, stop spewing nonsense."
"Brother, am I supposed to?"
"You are supposed to do that, yet you fail miserably."
"Oh, I'll get on with it then."
America, an ████████, who's on Earth goes back to the kingdoms. He meets Russia, the Northern prince or the ███████ on his first day and bonded with each other.
Within a couple days of knowing each other, they realized their mutual goal to fight for justice and freedom and goes on a rampage to return the spots of monarchs back to their rightful people.
And yet, after so long, they don't know much of each other.
Russia, however, has another goal on his mind, given by me! Yours truly, ███!
"Ok Mr. Producer, get a move on, there's more to do than this."
"Come on, you know I don't get too many chances to do this."
"Half the description is literally redacted. Plus, you get to do this like nineteen more times, don't be greedy."
"It's not my fault the audience physically can't understand me!"
"I'm ending this for you."
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Very not historically and geographically correct
I KNOW THE PACING IS TERRIBLE 🧍
THERE WILL BE RUSAME AT SOME POINT
Very much inspired by rr and wwms
This is like if rr and wwms had a child except the child is dumb
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