Dream does non-pg13 things to a Watermelon

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After Dream goes to his hometown to get supplies he gets some snacks for the road, one being a watermelon. 

That watermelon would do him good for the hot weather
(this kinda has plot??)
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Dream fucks a watermelon el oh elAll Rights Reserved

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