Randomness!

So um, this is going to be completely random, so I can't give you guys a summary really, but if you like randomness, then this is for you! Yes you! Don't flip to the next book! You know you wanna read this... Banana! Ah, ok, way to embarrass myself. What ever! Well enjoy! And all of that good stuff!
*Warning: Random Updates, you have been warned!*