The Wealthy Texan Principal And Our Lover

This fanfic is for really cool people.

Megan Edwards: Basically the main character, very short.
Josh/Joshie-Poo: Main love interest/principal/dead dude.
KYLIE KUHN: Another main character, a rich alien on mars.
The hot and gorgeous Maddie: Another main character, very hot and gorgeous.
Helga: Josh's mom/one of Josh's murderers.
Cocky Roach: Megan Edwards' dead husband.
Austin Texas The Changeling: Megan Edwards' little brother.
Brenda Boots: Megan Edwards' first therapist.
Mysterious Rat (Joseph Harrison): Megan Edwards' love at first sight.
Roger Ranch Dressing: KYLIE KUHN's therapist for a bit.
Old Lady: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's therapist for a bit.
British Chad: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's ex and Chad Dawg's newfound lover.
Chad Dawg: Austin Texas the Changeling's ex and British Chad's newfound lover.
REN the lasagna: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's only true love.
Jeff the Killer: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's murderous sibling.
Hot and gorgeous Father: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's hot and gorgeous Father.
Dumb and Lying Mother: The hot and gorgeous Maddie's Dumb and lying Mother.
Richard (Dick) Spicy: KYLIE KUHN's new hubby ;)