Dumb shit I've heard or said
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Disclaimer: I am an African American female who is pan. Practically all my friends aka the people who said most of these quotes are also black or at least a mix. About a handful of them are apart of the LGBTQ+ community. This contains dark humor and some things that some people may feel uncomfortable reading about. A LOT OF THESE WERE SAID AS JOKES‼️‼️‼️
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