TEACH YOU HOW TO GET TO PUREST HELL | t.e
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"YOUR ANGER ISSUES AND STRESS-BAKING NEIGHBOURS DON'T SEEM WEIRD TO YOU?"
"STRESS-BAKING IS A HEALTHY RELIEVER, OKAY?"
"OH, GOD. YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER."
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IN WHICH, you are invited to Madre Linda for spring break by your bestfriend, Theo Engler, and accept. You try to have a nice break, but because of an accidental mixup with... babysitters, you end up sort-of-definitely being blackmailed by his neighbours.
Good lord. You just wanted to spend your freetime with Theo.
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STARTED- 22/10/21
ENDED- ?
READ IN GEORGIA, BLACK
(slowburn!theo engler x genderneutral!reader)
(warnings for canon typical violence, strong language, and season 3 spoilers)
(crossposted on ao3)
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