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This is my swamp now

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shrekisloveshrekislife shrenic

Shrek is having a hard time getting his life back together after Fiona left him for Dragon, after she found out he was having a foursome with the three blind mice 🐁 🐁🐁. one day shrek is crying in his bed about his Fiona being gone for ever until he sees a stripe of blue fur dash across his window 


Shrek gets off his thick booty cheeks and goes out the door 

"GE OW OF ME SWAMP" Shrek yells loudly until he see the most beautiful object he has ever see in front of him 

He feels something grow in his tight leather pants 




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Charliemind ni the_trowel

When Megamind meets Charlie, he immediately knows they were meant to be. However, Charlie feels differently and there is a certain green ogre who is determined to ruin everything, but it is not the end. There is one person who Shrek will listen to: Gru. After a murder is committed, Charlie, Megamind and the gang of psychopaths they committed the murder with become outlaws and have to escape from the firm grip of the law. (TW: this story contains comic violence, death, references to suicide, vomiting and bodyhorror. If these things disturb you please be careful)

The mute boy and his kidnappers ni xOneInA_Millionx

This story is about a kid who got kidnapped by someone, but you have to read to figure out who. As I'm walking down the street, I hear a noise to my left. I look to see a dark, dark alleyway. I start slowly walking into it... Looking around, wondering what caused that sound, I hear a noise coming from behind me. I turn to see a tall dark figure approaching me. I start to panic... TW!⚠️: cringe asf, makes 0 sense :/

Grace's Adventure In Shrek 2 ni PrincessRose97

Grace was reunited with Shrek and Fiona after their honeymoon and of course Donkey was there, then Fiona's parents invited them to go their kingdom of Far Far Away to celebrate Shrek and Fiona's marriage. When they arrived, they find out they were not as welcomed as they thought they would be. I don't own anything except my characters.

Beyond The Cement Walls Of Shreks Mind ni PowerMoveDuo

The most dreadful day came when Shrek, Shrek, and Shrek saw the news during history class. This caused them to leave the school in various groups. Shrek went to get Shrek, his little sister, only to see her all alone, covered in blood. Shrek, Shrek, Shrek, Shrek and Shrek went off to fine a safe place away from war. The five ran into the girl who is known as the anti-social British girl, Shrek.

Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ni TashaFarthing

~Sequel to Shrek 2: Happily 'N'Ever After [Book 2]~ Uncle Connor: Now remember: No nagging, bragging, sweating, fretting, slipping, tripping, slurping, burping, twittering, or frittering allowed. Me: What if I fall gracefully? Zero: That's literally the same thing as slipping and tripping, minus the graceful part. Me: Really? Aunt Ella: Yes. Me: So...I can get away with falling gracefully, then? Alice: No...not unless you're doing it on purpose to catch someone's attention~ As you can tell, that's how my lessons on learning to be a proper Princess usually start. Strict lessons on manners, learning the history of the past royals, which cutlery you have to use with certain meals, etc. etc. Blah, blah, blah. And the worst lesson of them all: Ballroom dancing! On top of that, I'm constantly reminded that I need to find my 'true love' and receive true love's kiss by sunset on my 17th birthday, otherwise I turn into a frozen statue just like my parents, grandmother, and kingdom, and stay like that forever. When Shrek asked me to go with him to visit Worcestershire Academy and find Arthur Pendragon, the one uncle Harold mentioned before he took his final breath, you could imagine the relief I felt to finally have the opportunity to escape my lessons without someone dragging me back every time I tried to ditch them. Question is: Will I be able to break the spell before the deadline? What if Arthur is 'the one'? Will I finally get the happy ending everybody keeps teasing me about? Completed: 25/03/2021 ✔️ Shrek: Once Upon A True Love's Kiss [Book 1] ✔️ Shrek 2: Happily 'N' Ever After [Book 2] ✔️ Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] ✔️ **Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing, with the exception of Willow, Alice, and Zero, and this fanfic. All rights go to Dreamworks, Don Bluth, etc. Any fan art used belongs to their rightful owners. This is literally a fanfic made for fans of fans - nothing more, nothing less.**

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | √ ni erubescere

UNDER HEAVY EDITING (Edited chapters will have gifs at the beginning of them to signal that they have been edited.) ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❛𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘚𝘭𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘦𝘳.❜ ❛𝘐'𝘮 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺? 𝘗𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴?❜ ❛𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨.❜ ❛𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘥𝘰 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘐 𝘢𝘮. 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭. 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘢𝘻𝘦𝘭.❜ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ ❖❖❖ ▃▃▃▃▃▃▃ Draco Malfoy & Cedric Diggory romances All Rights Reserved ©erubescere 2015

Shrek x Paul Blart ni JimmyNutron666

Shrek and Paul Blart meet at a local library. Then, things get very.... shrexy.

Stay - Dallas Winston ni eightiesoutsider

Dallas Winston Fanfiction Content warning: contains smut, 18+ content. Sorry in advance.... Based off of The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton

Shrek x reader - Onion's have layers, ogre's have layers ni bunnbunn_bunny

After running away you stumble upon a swamp. When you find out that the inhabitant, Shrek, is also an ogre like you: you decide to stay.

Happily Ever After? ni Maplehawk

Ever wondered what would of happened if Shrek and Donkey never saved Princess Fiona from the dragons keep? What would of happened if lord Farquaard never existed? What would of happened if Prince Charming saved Fiona instead? Would he be evil like his mother? Or smitten for the princess? Will she be happy to finally find her true love and be free? Open this book to find out what that would of been like if all that came true.

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Charliemind cover

The mute boy and his kidnappers cover

Grace's Adventure In Shrek 2 cover

Beyond The Cement Walls Of Shreks Mind cover

Shrek The Third: The Would Be King & I [Book 3] cover

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 | √ cover

Shrek x Paul Blart cover

Stay - Dallas Winston cover

Shrek x reader - Onion's have layers, ogre's have layers cover

Happily Ever After? cover

Charliemind

When Megamind meets Charlie, he immediately knows they were meant to be. However, Charlie feels differently and there is a certain green ogre who is determined to ruin everything, but it is not the end. There is one person who Shrek will listen to: Gru. After a murder is committed, Charlie, Megamind and the gang of psychopaths they committed the murder with become outlaws and have to escape from the firm grip of the law. (TW: this story contains comic violence, death, references to suicide, vomiting and bodyhorror. If these things disturb you please be careful)

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