'Why Him?' || Madeleine x Espresso
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  • Reads 42,902
  • Votes 1,122
  • Parts 28
  • Time 1h 23m
Ongoing, First published Oct 25, 2021
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Professor Espresso Cookie. A bittersweet mage that is loads of help, but with a high annoyance tolerance.

Ser Madeleine Cookie. A prideful and giddy knight that serves the kingdom, going on patrol once and a while.

These cookies are polar opposites...but what would happen if they had gotten together?

Chaos.

The professor we all know and love isn't what we think he is. He's posing as a professor just to gain information off of the kingdom. He's willing to crumble anyone that comes in his way...but one.

Madeleine Cookie.
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