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Influence Over a God Who is Getting Too Old For This

TotallyNotAlpharius

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Reads 939
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Parts 2
Time 9m

TotallyNotAlpharius

crack dream empireverse error fgod geno nightmare reaper

Alternate Title of this fic: CHRONOS JUST WANTS TO BE A NATURE SPIRIT!!! SO JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!

So, since I realized that no one created a story of this, I decided "Why not?" and created this absolute crack fic for everyone to see. 
Edit: Having read over the first chapter, maybe this won't be a crack fic . . . 

Even though I have another story I REALLY need to work on.


I only somewhat contributed to this story, and a vast majority of this beauty came from the following Wattpad users / authors:
@MalachiteDragon @SavageDefcon201 @I-approve-this @Dangerdragoncat @Thekittenqueen13 @NiceBreeze201 @Asiriu @CatGirlKitty 

If I forgot someone, please tell me



Source for this absolute source of hilarity:
 https://www.wattpad.com/940276164-time-specials-influence-over-empires-part-2/comment/940276164_a2fb48938336b14eb8f1299777dd8a98_1598465377_b1562cfc85/replies/940276164_a2fb48938336b14eb8f1299777dd8a98_1598465377_b1562cfc85_1635101309_b69c886d9d


Cover art belongs to TeirrArt

Absolutely none of the Art in this story belongs to me


why am i doing this to myself?All Rights Reserved

crack dream empireverse error fgod geno nightmare reaper

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(FGoD) Recovering What Was Taken (Book 1) (Discountinued.) by ZodiacSanity

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