The Perfect Double Suicide (Dazai x reader)

The perfect Double Suicide

"Dazai stop asking women to do double suicide with you, not everyone wants to die you know," Kunikada~kun told Dazai
but at the same time with Y/n
"Y/n STOP asking people you find hot and want to date to commit double suicide with you, They DON'T all wanna die," said my friends

before I replied I saw the most beautiful human ever

"kunik- wow," I was going to reply but I got distracted by the beauty of the most beautiful body, they have (hair length) (hair color) hair which was flowing in the wind, their beautiful (eye color) (eye shape) eyes looking right in my narrow dark brown eyes, I started walking towards them, they did the same

"Hi I am Y/N L/N," they said taking their hand out to shake mine,
"I'm Dazai, Osamu Dazai, " I say as I take their hand in mine and let my fingers trail across their palm, I look in their eyes, "Beautiful, you are a person as ephemeral and elegant as a lotus bloom, would you be willing to join me in-" They cut me off, " Would you be willing to commit double suicide with me," they say

I don't own Bungou stray dogs or Y/n
bungo stray dogs belong to Asagiri Kafka
and Y/n belongs to You