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Mission Dick

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Parts 3
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Reads 423
Votes 51
Parts 3
Time 56m

shizunsrighttiddie

Mature

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Wanyin, an average college student who had yet to even reach his thirties suffocated to death. Unknown to him for the early years of his new life, he was reincarnated into a homosexual porn novel that he'd been binging before he died! Not only that, he was transmigrated into the worst character in the entire series! 

Now known as Jiang Cheng, Wanyin still has a problem. He carried over an ability he had from his past life: he can see ghosts. 

In an attempt to not get killed and save many people, Jiang Cheng devised a plan "Mission Dick". If he can have the protagonists end up together in their teenage years instead of causing a tragedy, everyone can be happy!All Rights Reserved

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