edwardio cullenzi x f!reader

where do i even begin-

basically your really cool and eddie is a bit weird but its okay because alice in it 👍

centered around the first book 🤪

disclaimer- i do not own twilight or any of the characters, just the plot of the story (which fyi is a very good story that you should totally read)

art creds: me 🤪🤪

warning: swearing (i didn't know whether to rate is as mature or not so i did just to be on the safe side, but it doesn't have anything dodgy iykyk)

-this story is satire if you haven't guessed-