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Ongoing, First published Oct 29, 2021
Preacher Daniel Rocks is hiding a big bad secret.
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Kiersten Updike; a humble citizen who loves all things horror is forced to get some Jesus in her life by her dear uncle Kyle after her mother passes away. 
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warnings. click away if your too pussy to handle these.
blood
gore
crackheadiness
meme refrences
is that a vine refrence i smell
uh also some spookiness ig.
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