Discord Comedy Gold
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Ongoing14m
Last published Tue, Nov 9, 2021
This contains many funny discord moments, mainly from the roleplay server that me and my friend own. I'll be putting the invite link to that server in the first chapter. These date back from late 2019 to really recent. This will contain screenshots, quotes, and many other things. Some things within this are NSFW, but they're all jokes and such. Hope you enjoy!
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