https://youtu.be/YAmxJjHGh80 *DISCLAIMER* watch the link for context this is a joke no copyright intended. You are a small town horse gorl who lives on a farm. Your alarm clock is a literal rooster (you just smack it's head to snooze) . Your kitchen table IS A CAMEL... your family draws straws before dinner. Harry wants to run away with you... but you decline, because you snort when you laugh. Dominoes. You smell like cheese stuffed crust and a mouse nibbles on your foot.All Rights Reserved