tommy's standard life behind a coffee counter.
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  • Reads 116,736
  • Votes 5,481
  • Parts 33
  • Time 2h 37m
Ongoing, First published Oct 30, 2021
!LOWERCASE INTENDED FOR TITLE!

inspired by The Eventful Life of Bystanderinnit on AO3.

inspired by TommyInnit's clinic for supervillains on AO3.

Check em out, they're really pog creators and deserve attention!

The fic may be reuploaded onto AO3 when I have the fucking motivation. My invitation was finally fucking given today, ayup AO3 fuckers.

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Tommy is just a normal overworking teen behind a counter, working at a café. His parents had passed some time ago, and with the fuck ton of money left behind he decided to buy a store and the apartments above it, turning the store into a café and giving the apartments above to those who need it.

What he didn't expect, was the attention he slowly gains. Fucking hell, he just wanted to live a peaceful and undisturbed life.

The unwanted attention directed to him was from Vigilantes, Heroes and Villains of all sorts.

By the end of the day, it sort of becomes a fucking clinic at night for all sorts of people and café in the morning.

Wait, did I mention he also has a power?

ah fucking hell nevermind I need to stop spoiling shit-

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COVER ART BELONGS TO SHMECK, LONG LIVE SHMECK AAAAAAAAaaa
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