I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES* Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle. Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot. But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split? Only time will tell. Warnings: - countryhumans - self harm - suicidal thoughts/actions - transphobia - homophobia - angst (Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)