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'My Little Bussy Queef..' A Trump X Biden Love Story

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Reads 8,060
Votes 38
Parts 26
Time 48m

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Mature

As Donald Trump gets ready to leave the white house, he devises a plan to get back at the man who cost him his job, the famous Joe Biden. But little does he know, this choice will change his life forever.

Will Trump manage to get his revenge?
Or will something more... Romantic happen?..

Read this book to find out!

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